Apr1
“ I spend days trying to build up my self-esteem only to have my friends break me down into a blubbering mess by telling me how fat I’ve gotten, how lonely I am, and how I lack a personality. I don’t even care that my life is effed. FML
Mar7
“ I am literally crippled by nervousness to the point that I just can’t go up to guys. Will I be lonely forever? FML
Dec26
“ My mom gave me a condom as a joke for Christmas. My boyfriend and I broke up the week before we left for J-Term. Not only did I get an awkward gift from my mom but was also reminded of how lonely I am. Thanks, mom. FML
Dec11
“ My roommate thinks I’m so lonely, he offered me use of his Fleshlight. But only if I used a condom. FML
Nov27
“ I’m so lonely in my room that I just ordered fast food and videochatted my friend with whom I usually order late night food so I would have some company. It’s Thanksgiving. FML
