May8
“ Literally cannot finish everything I have to. FML
May8
“ Given a second chance, failed that too. FML
May8
“ I miss him already. FML
May8
“ When I got into Harvard, I thought it was an admissions mistake. About to graduate, and I still think so. MLIA?
May8
“ Done with exams! Now I have to do the numerous preparations for my summer program that I’ve been neglecting. FML
May7
“ Accidentally whitelisted my blacklist on SelfControl…now I can only go on facebook, reddit, and youtube for 24 hours. FML
May7
“ I’m a good looking Harvard bro with a great personality, but I’m a little on the short side — 5’7’ (5’8 in crocs) — and no Harvard girl will give me a chance. They all seem to like the 6’3 athletes. FML
May6
“ I’m afraid to check my email. I haven’t checked my email since last Monday. FML
May6
“ I was talking about grade inflation the other day and my professor gave me a dirty look. I’m super scared I’m going to fail the class. FML
May6
“ GF dumped me. Said I spent more time with my ECs than with her. FML
May6
“ Masturbating to stay awake while I study for my final tomorrow. MLIA
May5
“ It’s always either the narcissistic bro-douche with commitment phobia or the stage-5 clinger for me. Why? FML
May5
“ Physics 143a final. Dafuq was that? FOL
May5
“ Got a boner right before Primal Scream. FML
May4
“ Didn’t get the Hoopes Prize. Makes me think that from now on, I’ll stop being “the best” and start becoming “good”. FML
