Harvard FML

“ I don’t remember the last time I showered. This week has had a high of 90F. FML

“ Not many Ivy Leaguers are into eurodance/rave scenes. for dealing with the plebes at these events, FML.

“ Fucking Piers Morgan is replacing Larry King. FOL

“ I was wrong. It’s not just an allergic reaction. It’s staph. FML

“ I’ll never find love like this: http://www.nytimes.com/2006/09/17/fashion/weddings/17vows.html FML

“ Today, I ate at Annenberg. FML

“ SO. MANY. FUCKING. COCKROACHES. FML

“ It’s noon and I’ve already consumed 3000+ calories. Why does my lab have so much chocolate??? FML

“ I really didn’t expect to spend my last night before my What Darwin Didn’t Know midterm exam getting patched and drugged up in the HU emergency clinic because of an allergic skin reaction. FML

“ We’re the only English-speaking people within a five-mile radius. It’s been four days, and we’ve run out of things to say to each other. FML