Mar9
“ There are gold-diggers roaming around the campus. FML
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Mar9
“ Carpal Tunnel + Thesis due in a few days = I can’t do this any longer. FML
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Mar9
“ LS1b lecture is so boring that I found shopping for diabetic supplies online far more interesting. I don’t have diabetes. FML
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Mar9
“ The physics 11b professor just said the exam scores were expected and the absolute grading scale would not be adjusted. The average score was 61%, which works out to a C (not even a C+). FML
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Mar9
“ I’m trying to quit smoking before spring break, pmsing like a mofo, and have four midterms this week. People keep wondering why I’m acting like a bitch. FML
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Mar9
“ Either I’m the only guy in the world who doesn’t like getting a blowjob, or all the girls I’ve dated have been awful at them. FML
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Mar9
“ Leverett hacked the Harvard Housing Day site with propaganda. FML
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Mar9
“ Harvardhousingday.com just changed to a Leverett House shout out and the other houses can’t even compete with how awesome Lev is right now. FML
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Mar9
“ My armpits are natural indicators of good weather. They manage to saturate themselves with the slightest sign of increased sunlight. FML
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Mar9
“ I have derived more pleasure from wearing my flipflops outside during this warm spell than I have from anything else that has happened to me here at Harvard. I should have gone to Stanford. FML
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