Mar12
“ Parties! Parties! Parties every night! I hear music! Music! Music every night! I pull all-nighters! All-nighters! All-nighters every night! FML
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Mar12
“ I am a gay man and I just jacked off to Lady GaGa’s new music video for Telephone. This is a definite low point in my life for so many reasons. FML
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Mar11
“ The girl i am utterly and completely in love with was placed in about the farthest possible house from mine for next year. goodbye any chance at things happening between us. FML
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Mar11
“ I posted a legit FML, not just bitching and complaining about housing day…but it got denied. Good to know petty issues prevail. FML
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Mar11
“ All of these recent FMLs have been about housing drama. Not only is it annoying, I don’t even go to Harvard so I don’t know what you all are even talking about. FML
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Mar11
“ All of my friends are in Kirk(Jerk)land, and now I must hate them. FML
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Mar11
“ I have to live in my house for two semesters before I can transfer. FML
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Mar11
“ Two papers due tonight. Just discovered the new season of Gossip Girl. FML
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Mar11
“ I had to convince my professor against his better judgement to let me into his gov seminar even though I was a freshman and everyone else was either a senior or grad. I told him I could handle the work. Now I have done less than half of the course readings, and instead of working on the paper due tomorrow I am watching “Chica Boom” on youtube endlessly. FML
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Mar11
“ I got an STD in the basement of the Delphic. FML
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