Harvard FML

“ He’s never gonna make a move. I’m never gonna make a move. I can’t stop thinking about him. FML.

“ I said, “Baby, I love you.” He said, “I’m not a baby.” FML.

“ No longer am I an awkward freshman. No, I am an awkward sophomore. FML

“ I don’t get laid enough and I have to hear my roommates talk about how they should get laid LESS. FML

“ I drank way too much this night. Showed way too much cleavage. Still didn’t get laid. I’m just a bad whore. FML

“ Still no p-set? Yep. … Still no p-set? Yep. FML

“ @College system is a mess right now. Nothing is working. IT needs to get it’s shit together. FTL and FML

“ The building next to DeWolfe 10 is a half-way house or something of the sort; HUPD confirmed my suspicions after my friend and I got mugged walking home last night. (Lots of people on the street with us. Thanks for being useful and staring - I would have done the same.) FML and FOL

“ Today, I had a really great semester’s worth of classes until I started to get lotteried out of all of them. Time to start shopping again. FML.

“ Pset night on the first Saturday of the semester. This is a new low. FML