“Am I the only one who thought that the PS1 exam was really hard? FML”
“Crimson Cash machine in the Science Center took my money and didn’t add it to my account. FML”
“I fucking love this place. Seriously. Everytime I feel like FML, I remember I go to Harvard, and I realize MLIAwesome. In fact, please remember that YLIAwesome. Have an awesome day.”
“What if all of this means nothing? What if in the end, it is the end? What if there is nothing more than what is confined in our own reality? MLIMeaningless?”
“I want to shop for clothing in senior sales. I am a guy. There are only dresses. Gents - what up with that?! FML”
“I’m international and while I know sex is a large component of American relationships, I don’t feel like I’m mentally ready to have sex just yet. Are my actual boyfriend possibilities here non-existent due to the limitation? FML”
“I know so many people around me who struggle with self-esteem crisis but I envy them sometimes. What kills me is my excess pride. So proud I lie to the person I love and keep making them believe I no longer feel anything. FML”
“I am actually lesbian, but everyone assumes I am straight, including the girls. FMLesbianL”
“Got sexually harassed by a female. No one will take me seriously if I report it. FML”
“All I want to do is go down on him, but things are too awkward between us to initiate anything. FML and FHL”
“I don’t really want to give a senior gift, but all my friends/committee people have been nagging me about it. I’m worried that if I only donate $5 it’ll look even worse than if I didn’t donate at all. FML”
“I feel kind of useless studying pure mathematics. I love proving theorems as much as the next math concentrator, but I can’t help but be bothered by the possibility that what I’m studying may never have any practical application. FML”
“The only long-term relationship I’ve been in is with anorexia. FML”
“What happened to Debauchery Ball? Arbella is always far too tame. FML”
“Mather formal was the worst. The DJ’s goal seemed to be to only play songs no one knew or could dance to, or to make songs that we knew or could dance to utterly unrecognizable and undanceable. I have never seen a dance floor depopulate so quickly. FML”