“There is a hot girl in one of my physics classes for the first time ever. I don’t know how to talk to her. MLIG and FML”
“Slipped and fell down the Widener steps in front of a large group of tourists. Pretty sure my fall was heavily documented in both photo and video form. FML”
“The MCB54 pset has literally nothing to do with any of the lectures. What is the point of making us go to class if they test you on entirely different things? FOL and FMCB54”
“Last night I got to meet Jason Segel drinking alone at Grendel’s. FHL for drinking alone but MLIG”
“I’m a grad student attending on a full ride. Everybody thinks I’m happy but I can’t stop crying and I’ve started hurting myself. The fact I’m writing this on the undergrad FML page just seems to cement the pathetic nature of my life right now. This isn’t a joke; I don’t know who to talk to or what to do. Please help me. FML”
“Wah, I’m complaining. FML”
“The most exciting part of my day was learning that HUDS will now include fresh baked cookies in their bag lunches instead of pre-packaged ones. OLAG”
“I read US News college rankings to feel good about myself here at Harvard because I can’t find a job despite my performance and my school. FMLIA”
“Hey starts every post with, “Type A much? Dude, chill out.” It pisses me off every time. FML”
“To everyone sad about not getting jobs and internships: I keep getting rejected from volunteer positions. Think about that: volunteer positions. They don’t even pay you. FML”
“I didn’t get invited back to my dream sorority. FML”
“I have like another 9 hours until I will be actually destroyed by classes, labs, sections, hockey, and homework for the rest of the semester, and I cant spend it playing COD on my Wii because it won’t connect to Harvard’s crappy internet. FML”
“Have failed to get a single interview for literally 50 OCI positions. Worst of all, I have no idea why this is the case. FML”
“He kissed me at a party. He ignores me on the street. FML”
“I am concentrating in history and will graduate without a job. FML”