Harvard FML

May 15

“Now that I’m graduating, I wish I’d tried a little bit harder during my first couple of years - not for grades, not for prizes, just so that I’d have taken full advantage of what this school has to offer. FMSeniorL”

“How does a Pass in a P/F class affect the GPA? Is a P the same as an A (4.0)? Or is it different? What happens if you fail a P/F class? MLICurious”

“B. Out of nowhere. Planned on an A- in that class. FML”

“I have a great family, kind friends, a loving boyfriend, a secure financial future, and a promising career that I love. And I’m still so unhappy. FML?”

“A- in PS1. No! So close! FML”

“Today a typo caused Dorm Crew to trash literally everything in my room, after which a drifter stole the dumpster my stuff was in. I have nothing left. I made it all the way to senior week without ever having to submit anything to this site, but now that I’m in yesterday’s clothes in an empty room with no blankets or sheets, seriously, FML”

May 13

“Was I the only one who thought PS3 was awful? FML”

“Despite all of the ups and downs this semester, I will truly miss this school. Despite our constant complaints—some warranted, some not—Harvard has provided us with opportunities and privileges that very few are able to enjoy. OLAG”

“I looked at my life. I looked at my choices. FML”

“Home. Already bored. Missing Harvard. FMSummerLIA”

May 11

“I’m graduating and trying to enjoy my last couple weeks with friends, including my roommate, but she does everything to be a bitch and make it impossible to be happy with her. FML and FHL”

“I opted out of one of my Q evals. I’ll never get my grades now! FML”

“Figured out that all you have to do to bypass SelfControl is change the time on your computer manually. Productivity has now left the building. FML”

May 10

“The whiny girl next door is yelling at her mom on the phone AGAIN. Can’t wait for her to move out so I can fall asleep to something other than her ill-bred locutions. FML”

“The greatest accomplishment for Harvard’s athletic program this year was that the 12-32 baseball team got over a million hits on Youtube for doing a dance to Call Me Maybe. FOL”