“I’m terrified of moving in August 26th because i’m afraid that my four years at Harvard will be a repeat of my sorry social life in high school: constantly being in the friend zone, being “one of the guys”, being dateless to like all the formals because my guy friends forgot i was a girl, having guys ask me for my best friends number, always a falling for guys way out of my league, etc. Anyways…i should get some help. August 26th is less than a month away. FML”
“Somehow I rediscovered my love for a five-season long gay TV series 3 days before a final exam. FML”
“My “double-ivy” undergrad and grad school experience didn’t leave me much time for dating. So, recently, I decided to “get out there” and meet guys. The furthest I’ve gotten is Googling and/or Facebook stalking my crushes. FML”
“I like Justin Bieber, Kpop, the new Eminem album, and even the new Flo Rida/David Guetta song. Why are all of my music tastes so embarrassing? FML”
“To all the lab RAs out there: you know you’ve reached the bottom when you need to stalk your lab supervisor on facebook because they refuse to answer your emails. And you’ve REALLY reached it if like me, you’ve already graduated and this paper means more to them than to me. FML”
“The gas attendant forgot to the put the gas cap back on my tank. My gasoline evaporated before i was able to drive home from work. Later, I took an evening jog and ran right into a sting operation. 3 armed cops tackled me and handcuffed me. What a night. FMLx2”
“I’m studying abroad and this horrible little monster of a hipster keeps saying that the girls in the group always look like crap and don’t even try to maintain a neat appearance because we don’t wear “hipster clothing.” FOL”
“It’s mid July. I still manage to find myself in Lamont regularly, yet I’m not even taking a summer course. FML”
“I run to the mailbox daily for my housing assignment. of course, it’s never there. FML”
“Just graduated, decided not to go to Harvard for grad school, and now am spending my time on Harvard FML and the course catalog. I need to get a life. FML”