“Didn’t get into Eleganza. FMUglyL”
“Harvard douchebag meme perfectly captures me. FML”
“Harvard finally has one of its own in the NBA starting for a big market franchise, and half of the student body does not even care. FOL”
“After only two weeks I’m already trapped in the same hellish cycle of all-nighters that ruined last semester. FML”
“The “Shit Harvard Students Say” video sucks. FOL”
“WTF! How do I get rejected (for no apparent reason) for an “alternative spring break trip” with the IOP to Alabama where I would be doing manual labor for a week? FML”
“I just saw someone use all of the washers in Lowell. He put three items of clothing in each washer. WTF and FML”
“I can’t get over my ex, even though I’m the one who broke it off. WTF and FML”
“boredatlamont is *still* down. FML”
“I’ve never gotten a valentine from a boy who was interested in me. I’m not going to this year, either. FML”
“11 out of the 14 other people in my seminar are complete morons. FML”
“I can’t watch Gossip Girl’s 100th episode because my boyfriend won’t let me watch it without him. FML”
“Breaking up with your best friend and trying to let go and have him be “just a friend” sucks. FML”
“I pulled an all-nighter before my first pset of the semester was due. I don’t know why, because it only took 40 minutes of actual work. Maybe I forgot that it’s possible to go to sleep and do psets in the morning. FML”