“It’s officially spring break. I’m stuck on campus in 40-degree weather, and have more work than I’ve had in a year. FML.”
“My last midterm is in less than half an hour. My iPod just started playing a song called “Doomsday.” FML”
“I’ve had a hopeless crush on a guy for months and I’m too shy to do more than make awkward eye contact with him. Now he’s a senior and he’ll graduate in a couple months and he’ll never know how I feel. FML”
“I read Harvard FMLs every day. I get an emotional high off of your suffering. don’t even go to Harvard… FML”
“I had a 24 hour hangover after River Run, complete with vomiting all of Housing Day. I didn’t even know that was possible. FML”
“Chem 20. FML”
“I watched High School Musical 3 and cried a little at the end. FML”
“I have been watching the Pfoho State of Mind music video for two days on repeat. I am in Adams. FML”
“There’s a party outside my window. Instead of writing my paper, I’m dancing in my common room pretending I’m at said party. FML”
“Parties! Parties! Parties every night! I hear music! Music! Music every night! I pull all-nighters! All-nighters! All-nighters every night! FML”