“I can’t believe the “[Insert college name] Meme” Facebook fad has hit Harvard. FOL”
“Harvard doesn’t let us download Photoshop. I REALLY need it for my thesis. WTF do we do with all those billions? FML”
“I spend my days on Grindr and Craigslist telling my friends stories about online dating encounters to substitute for my non-existent dating life. The fact that Valentine’s Day is coming makes it worse. FML”
“I am in love with a boy in the Harvard College Europe Program. He’s perfect, but in Europe, and is probably finding better girls. FML”
“There’s a spider on my ceiling above my pillow. I’m terrified. I’m also too terrified to kill it. My boyfriend tortures me by picking them up and then chasing me around with “spider hands” — but he’s out right now, so I’m just staring at this spider hoping it’ll spontaneously die. And not fall on my face. FML”
“I want to go running, but I can’t bring myself to shave my legs and I’m too lazy to wash my long pants. FML”
“Asked out a guy, got rejected, moved on, preparing for the next one. Bringing dating back to Harvard. MBackboneIG”
“Continuing my 9-year tradition of sending myself a rose anonymously. FML”
“If I read “We have received an unprecedentedly large number of applications this semester for a limited number of spots” one more time, I’m going to go insane. FML”
“Spent 9 hours trying to code in MATLAB. This is supposed to be an easy introductory class. FML”
“Now that Bob Slate’s is gone, there’s nowhere in Harvard Square to buy staff paper. FOL”
“Can’t get any work done because I am distracted by planning Valentine’s Day gifts and surprises for my boyfriend. Procrastinationland, FML. Boyfriend makes me happy, MLIG”
“As my thesis deadline approaches, I am reflecting on what I could have done for the past 2.5 years if I hadn’t been in lab, where I have accomplished nothing and learned little. FML”
“My hands are too small to securely grasp the large-size cups at Au Bon Pain. FMLesbianL”
“I came out to my parents accidentally when I sent an email to them by mistake in which I described my ongoing struggle with my sexuality. I hadn’t planned to tell them. FML”