“Just graduated. I can’t find a non-profit job that remotely interests me and would actually use my qualifications well. Is it too late to sell out to consulting? FML”
“Students here still spell “Annenberg” as “Annenburg.” FOL”
“My roommate left all of his shit in his room and left. FML”
“Home post-graduation, and I’m back listening to my parents shout at each other for a minimum of two to three hours a day. The only difference is, I don’t have the prospect of going back to school and being with all my friends again to look forward to. FML”
“I’m freaking out because my boyfriend wants to have phone sex and so do I but I have no idea what I’m doing and I’m terrible at talking like that. FML”
“I read the “Opposite of Loneliness” article in the Yale Daily News that everybody’s been posting on Facebook and could only feel self-pity that I have yet to feel that kind of tight friendship with anybody, anywhere. What kind of person am I? FML”
“More new emails in spam folder than in inbox. FMLonelyL”
“Review books for standardized tests cost a fortune. FOL”
“I lost my wallet, while drunk, abroad. I want to cry. FML”
“My amazing, perfect boyfriend graduated and is moving across the country. FML”
“I just ate moldy celery. FML”
“Graduated from Harvard. FML”
“I’m getting Ad Boarded for an assignment that was worth 3% of my grade. My TF reported a draft I asked her to review. We were cool during the semester. Thanks, jerk. FML”
“The longest relationship I’ve ever been in is with my research advisor. FML”
“Spent all week working my butt off for dorm crew. Got a decent job for commencement week. Turns out it was a “glitch in the system.” Now I have no job and no money to feed myself for the next week. FDormCrew and FML”