My mom visited during parents’ weekend. She cleaned my room. My pink vibrator wasn’t where it used to be. FML
I can’t focus on my exams because I’m excited about housing day. I’m not a freshman. FML
I’m crying in Widener stacks. FML
Got my secondary field taken away. Missed the deadline for the form by one day. Anyone else? FML
17 hours until the cold war midterm. just bought the course pack 5 minutes ago. FML
…. and then I hooked up with a gay guy. FML
two midterms, a paper, & 2 psets. 1 Day in Hell. FML
The “SORRY I’M NOT SORRY” sign in the Canaday window won’t come down. Enough already! FML
My roommate has started snoring, and I have stopped sleeping. FML
Going to Harvard just makes me feel stupid. FML