March 2012
“It’s finally the night for this guy I’ve been dating and me to take...”
“This school is overwhelmingly pro-Zionist. I’m Palestinian. FML”
“I feel like I am too late in submitting all my materials for transfer...”
February 2012
“I love to have virtual sex with my long-distance boyfriend. It actually works...”
“Only one exam this semester, but it’s in the very last slot. MLIA”
“I don’t believe in sex before marriage, but I feel guilty refusing sex to...”
“Every time I think I’ve reached a new low in my eating disorder, I somehow...”
“Over the last 7 years, I’ve grown an inch horizontally and 12 pounds...”
“Midterm season! 3 exams, 4 papers, 10+ hours of lab work to do before break (and...”
“Can’t concentrate on my thesis unless I take breaks to give my boyfriend...”
“I clicked the wrong button and now I have timeline. FML”
“Gave up masturbation and sex for Lent. I’m a dude and it’s only day...”
“I’m not depressed anymore. I miss it. WTF and FML”
“Can’t stop eating. Even my favorite jeans look bad on me now and my face...”
“Can’t do work because too distracted by shopping for lingerie. Finally...”
“I have an ethics paper due in less than 9 hours. All I can think about is...”
“Forced to take a year off. Back and not much has changed. Still too anxious and...”
“I’m starting to think the people who say legacies are too stupid and lazy...”
“Missing the Harvard-Princeton game tonight because I have too much work. FML”
“Sorry for another FML about thesis, but mine is truly a piece of shit. Both my...”
“I spent so long with my chaste ex-fiancée that now I’m as awkward as a...”
“My boyfriend has decided I am less interesting than Jeremy Lin. FML”
“Harvard students are the biggest flakes in the world. Believing in...”
“I’m pretty sure my thesis adviser hates me. She destroys everything I turn...”
“Here I am at UHS, with a sore throat, body aches, and a stuffy nose, and all I...”
“My roommate is so rich and smart. I, on the other hand, am on full financial aid...”
“I slept with my entryway tutor. Now it’s awkward when I see her. But damn...”
“The sound on HSA.tv is down for ABC. How am I supposed to watch Modern Family?...”
“He’s a douche and it’s the worst thing I can do, but I can’t...”
“I have a problem with constipation. Our university thinks it’s being...”
“I HATE my blockmates and roommates. Instead of moving me into another river...”
“The impending doom of graduation is screwing up what I thought was the love of...”
“Got sick over the weekend. If you’re taking the PS1 exam tomorrow and you...”
“Cabot Cafe e-mails are back. FML”
“My entryway tutor is anti-semitic. FML”
“He claims to love me but says that he’s too messed up to start a...”
“I don’t like talking to my roommate, and I don’t know how to tell...”
“iSites is down…Chem 27 and PS1 midterms tomorrow. FML”
“My roommate talked in her sleep (in English and Spanish) about doing drugs, then...”
“I don’t need real love in my life, just someone constant. As a hopeless...”
“As it turns out, I am too stupid to write a thesis in my field of concentration....”
“I am completely terrified of the MCAT. FML”
“Why am I even surprised that Kirkland House is a total bastion of white...”
“My friend is starting to act weird and irrational after having had a mental...”
“So fucking behind on this thesis. 2 weeks to bust out 60 pages. FMSeniorL”
“I fear that my social awkwardness is often misinterpreted as arrogance. FML”
“Can’t find a time when my roomie isn’t around to jerk off....”
“To my Harvard peer whose scene in Vagina Monologues last night consisted of ten...”
“Knicks lost. There goes the streak. FOL”
“I realized tonight that I hate to see other people happy and I derive pleasure...”