December 2011
“Bringing in the new year with a loving family, some great friends, an adorable...”
“Thanks to family stress and poor diet of home life, I am breaking out and...”
“I have an eating disorder, and I was supposed to use this break to think...”
“B in CS50. Declared CS as my concentration. FML”
“My family hates me. FML”
“I asked my TF for a letter of recommendation. He said any letter he could write...”
“Friend-zoning is even worse AFTER you sleep with them. It makes you feel like...”
“The only guys who ever like me are creepy Asian fetishists. FMAsianGirlL”
“2.890 GPA after first semester. FML”
“6 A’s. MLIG”
“My parents believe that they are liberal and enlightened, but they actually have...”
“It seems highly likely that my first marriage will be for the express purpose of...”
“Met this incredible girl recently. She’s gorgeous, sweet, smart, funny,...”
“My girlfriend is more interested in playing Pokemon than in talking to me. FML”
“HarvardFML is still up and running and being regularly updated over winter...”
“I just found out that my crush from home wanted to go out with me long ago. He...”
“I sometimes type “huds resi” into my Google search bar without...”
“Doing applications for recruiting. It’s a super competitive year. I...”
“It’s 19 days until I get to leave this hell. FML”
“It’s Christmas. We all have our lives, and are enrolled in the best school...”
“My cousin desperately wants to enroll in Havard next year. Since she lives in...”
“A warning becomes part of the student’s official record.” How would...”
“Away from my first boyfriend for the holidays. Does he miss me as much as I miss...”
“Today, while reading some chemistry notes, I came across the term “solid...”
“Got a C+ in Math 21a last year and it’s still haunting me. Is med school...”
“Fuck you, TF who writes “great essay” on all my B+ and A- essays and...”
“Irrationally hoped for A’s this semester. B+ knocked that dream to shit....”
“I know it happens rarely, but I think that a teacher made a mistake on my final...”
“Forgot to pack my vibrator. It’s going to be a very long month. FML”
“My mom is trying to make me into a golddigger, like the majority of the girls...”
“Prof. told me that if I got an A on the final I would get an A for the semester....”
“Why did I stay up, after having pulled an all-nighter, just to see that I...”
“Got a B in a science class last year and a B- in another this year. My tutors...”
“Had so much fun being introduced to three new Ec 1010a concepts today…on...”
“Desperately want to be a loner at Harvard again but too poor to change my...”
“Freshman who can’t figure out how to check grades. Someone help me,...”
“My friend promised to set me up with this sweet, stunning man from Quincy. She...”
“Didn’t get much sleep last night before my morning final because some...”
“Can’t disable Facebook Timeline. FML”
“Last all-nighter of the year :D MLIG!”
“I graduated. Now it’s back to my abusive, neurotically controlling family....”
“This random chick is suddenly very aggressively macking on the guy I’ve...”
“Tuesday = Ad Board meeting. FML”
“Graduating and leaving this place forever. FML or MLIG?”
“I always confused these two Asian kids for each other. I spent my first two...”
“Ec 1011a. FML”
“End-of-term existential crisis…again. FMLIA”
“Bought an item at a vending machine. It gave me one Canadian dollar in change...”
“Everyone exaggerates about how badly they’re doing in their classes, but I...”
“The Broncos lost to the Patriots last night, which means there was no Tebow...”