February 2011
“My roommate’s laughter sounds like a whining, crying little kid crossed...”
“I just found out that Maxwell Dworkin is not a professor. I’m a senior. ...”
January 2011
“I like him. He’ll never know. We’re just friends. I want to do...”
“Love of my life is getting married. FML”
“This weekend, my girlfriend went to a conference, got drunk, and almost slept...”
“I shouldn’t have done study abroad, I have three months left. FML”
“I received an email with the word “orgy” in the subject line. My...”
“I’ve never dated. I’ve never even kissed anyone. And I can’t...”
“A bunch of Harvard guys’ acting silly, raising a ruckus, and a bunch of...”
“I f-ed my freshman fall GPA three ways: a freshman seminar that I worked my ass...”
“I just saw my secret-biggest competitor for getting into a top md/phd program. ...”
“Watching The Bachelor and getting depressed. All these gorgeous women are single...”
“I finally realized that I’m in love with him. He now has a girlfriend. FML”
“I hate all my classes this semester. FML”
“I’m in love with a bi guy who’s in love with my gay best friend. FML”
“I’ve saved up my Four Lokos to drink away the days that I’m single....”
“A bit of sleep deprivation, and all the little worlds I thought I’d...”
“How can it be 20 degrees outside and consistently 90 degrees in my room? Harvard...”
“I can’t do hook-ups because I get emotionally attached to everyone I sleep...”
“History 97 Sectioning. Does it occur to these professors that the most common...”
“I honestly think I’m way hotter than all of the other girls, yet I’m...”
“The torture of being surrounded by my friends and their adoring dates while...”
“Huge take-home exam due at 5pm. At 4:45pm, as I’m starting the last...”
“I found the perfect seminar that fascinated me and seemed to perfectly combine...”
“I have a real friendship interest in my booty caller. FML.”
“I have developed sudden and very acute agoraphobia. I have not left my room...”
“Walked through the disgustingly slushy streets of Cambridge all the way to 1...”
“My ex won’t stop gchatting me. FML”
“I’m studying abroad. It’s 11pm and I have a 8-10 page paper to write...”
“I still can’t get the motivation to start writing my thesis. A draft of...”
“I take psych courses but have very little insight into my own problems. FML”
“Apparently I am high maintenance. I never wanted to be that girl. FML”
“I have ingrown hairs (razor bumps) on my pubic area that I’ve tried to...”
“I don’t know which is worse—that I am a girl with unwanted facial hair or...”
“My “close friends” threw a party and invited everyone but me. It...”
“I called the only girl who ever loved me a slut. Now, I’m going to be...”
“Shopped a linguistics class today. Admit I was tipsy. At the end: “Any...”
“I have what appears to be the plague and the MCAT on Saturday. FML”
“Went straight from a month with my abusive mother… to a roommate having a...”
“I went through the entire glee club j-term tour without my pique vest. FML”
“Narrow sidewalks + slow walkers = ARGGGGGH. FML”
“My heating doesn’t work properly so my room is cold. I would get it fixed...”
“Harvard internet. FML”
“Meeting time: MTWTh 900-1000. FML”
“Apparently, I drunkenly told my friend that my roommate and I stalked his best...”
“I’ve never been one to have a close knit of friends. I thought college...”
“I can’t post anonymously on this forum, because my friends will recognize...”
“THE SERVER IS BUSY. Really?? I hate Harvard email. FML”
“I love how 100% of these recent Harvard FML posts are about weight and calorie...”
“I went to several other colleges this break. They had an abundance of fun,...”