July 2010
“I’m in Adams for the Summer. FML”
“I don’t know where I’m living next week for the 4th time this...”
“I hooked up with a harvard guy who was on his semester abroad. So did quite a...”
“Sterling Cooper Draper Price has officially entered “the sixties.” I...”
“I worked my ass off to get into grad school. I got in but realized halfway...”
“I *just* realized I’m gay, which I know I can’t do anything...”
“2 hours til my German final. The only thing I want to do right now is to get...”
“I’ve been doing nothing but watching TV shows, season after season, one...”
“I tell FDO I need to be near the Yard because I want it to be easy to make...”
“I took a personality test and found out that I (INTP) am apparently hardwired...”
“I’m terrified of moving in August 26th because i’m afraid that my...”
“Somehow I rediscovered my love for a five-season long gay TV series 3 days...”
“My “double-ivy” undergrad and grad school experience didn’t...”
“I like Justin Bieber, Kpop, the new Eminem album, and even the new Flo...”
“To all the lab RAs out there: you know you’ve reached the bottom when you...”
“The gas attendant forgot to the put the gas cap back on my tank. My gasoline...”
“I’m studying abroad and this horrible little monster of a hipster keeps...”
“It’s mid July. I still manage to find myself in Lamont regularly, yet...”
“I run to the mailbox daily for my housing assignment. of course, it’s...”
“Just graduated, decided not to go to Harvard for grad school, and now am...”
“I don’t remember the last time I showered. This week has had a high of...”
“Not many Ivy Leaguers are into eurodance/rave scenes. for dealing with the...”
“Fucking Piers Morgan is replacing Larry King. FOL”
“I was wrong. It’s not just an allergic reaction. It’s staph. FML”
“I’ll never find love like this:...”
“Today, I ate at Annenberg. FML”
“SO. MANY. FUCKING. COCKROACHES. FML”
“It’s noon and I’ve already consumed 3000+ calories. Why does my lab...”
“I really didn’t expect to spend my last night before my What Darwin...”
“We’re the only English-speaking people within a five-mile radius....”
“Addicted to Mary Kay’s Virtual Makeover Game. I’m a guy. FML”
“I’ve been a heterosexual female for 21 years. After deeply disappointing...”
“The most exciting thing to happen to me this weekend was the release of the...”
“I was out with my boyfriend this weekend in NYC and we ran into a bunch of other...”
“I don’t know if I can take about two more weeks with these very annoying...”
“Spain won the world cup. FML”
“The most exciting thing to happen to me this weekend was the release of the...”
“I’m up late looking up guides to living in Paris online. Escapism much? ...”
“You know you’re addicted to Bubble Spinner when all you can think about is...”
“I worked extremely hard on an experiment on Saturday. I came back Sunday...”
“I finally get air conditioning and it makes me sick. FML”
“I just found out that my best friend, who I was finally developing...”
“I discovered ihoneyjoo.com and downloaded a truckload of K-Pop. I understand...”
“I’ve been in LA for a month. Two months to go, and I’ve made...”
“I’m in Cambodia on a 10-week internship. Every night is an opportunity to...”
“The only chicks here are either old or highschoolers. FML.”
“I’m about to be a senior and I want to be a nurse. My concentration is in...”
“In two months, our campus will be filled with horny freshmen. FOL’s.”
“Half the ads that show up on my gmail and facebook are transfer university ads....”
“I can’t make my yeast cultures grow in lab. They’re having no...”