June 2010
“He’s cheating. I know it. I can’t confront him about it. FML”
“Summer project: read 564 pages of Harvard FML. Done.
I don’t even go to...”
“He said “I love you.” Then he said, “You know, like a...”
“Financial Aid Package. FML”
“The closest I get to intimacy is rush hour on the subway. FML.”
“When I wash plates in my DeWolfe dishwasher, they come out dirtier than they go...”
“I’m sunburnt, all scratched up, high beyond functioning, and I feel like...”
“Um… is this broken? (FML)”
“I WANT ANNENBERG CHICKEN FINGERS. FML”
“Les Bleus. FML”
“I’m working in a lab this summer, and all I can hope for is that some day...”
“Placement exams. I’m a pre-frosh. This is the best it’s ever gonna...”
“PRISE “Parties”. Why do we even bother? FOL”
“Left campus a month ago. The person I miss most is one of my TFs. FML”
“My girlfriend is still in love with her ex. FML”
“England lost to America. WTF. FOL”
“Homewrecking again. FML”
“I said “I love you”. She said “I know”. FML”
“finally found the guy i wanna be with, and finally wound up in the same city as...”
“Oh, hey. I love with the wrong guy. Again. FML”
“I was running up the stairs and my head went into the crotch of a very fat man....”
“Burnout. Summer classes halfway around the world that ended up not being BS...”
“Despite all my attempts to make it on my own, I got my job through family...”
“Being an adult and a graduate is horribly, cripplingly lonely. FML”
“I never would have thought that sleeping for 20 minutes in a bathroom stall with...”
“No one wants to have fun with me and no one wants to take a ride on my disco...”
“I just used an old Harvard shirt to unclog my apartment bathroom. Yay alumni...”
“prom afterparty…coming home to drunken high schoolers is just so lovely....”
“I just finished my junior year and despite my best efforts I have never kissed a...”
“My boyfriend is very nice, very smart, but has big issues in the bedroom....”
“I wrote “Do I even know you?” to a random Facebook request before...”
“La Roux is going mainstream in the US. FML”
“There are prostitutes and cop cars in front of my apartment every night. I want...”
“I slept with someone else a few days after I left for the summer and now she...”
“The last person I kissed was my mother and the last thing inside of me was a...”
“it was my first time paintballing. second round i took a shot in the nuts and to...”
“Just got grounded because my Asian parents found my grades. I got one B+. FML”
“I graduated. I still check Harvardfml. Still clinging to the past much? FML”
“Two weeks was all it took to solidify my need not to be home. FML”
“From Harvard to Homeless. FML”
“http://www.theonion.com/articles/adderall-receives-honorary-degree-from-harvard,1...”