May 2010
“2 days. 2 family reunions. 20 years of familial discord. FML”
“plan b was advertised on my facebook page. FML”
“Waxing for my Borat chest and back = PTSD. FML”
“I was sitting around watching TV with my parents when my mom flipped to some...”
“My favorite show is “Adventure Time with Finn and Jake” on Cartoon...”
“At 12:30 a.m. on move-out day, all students’ swipe access to dorms on...”
“Expiration dating, again. FML”
“I blew the cash on DeWolfe and I don’t even have a job yet. FML”
“This summer I decided to forgo my temperate country for this fucking heat. FML”
“Just realized that I took so many elective courses my freshman year, I...”
“The only reason why I went home this summer was to spend some quality time with...”
“80-degree weather + black caps and gowns + 1600 packed into Memorial Church with...”
“Just decided to dump my loving boyfriend so I can graduate and be free. He has...”
“First week of the internship and I’ve already fallen in love with a...”
“I was .04 percentage points below the cutoff for the next highest grade....”
“Is it possible to be truly in love with three people at a time? FML”
“I am graduating. I will be posting here even after graduation. FML”
“There was an MCAT offered May 21st and May 22nd. I thought that I had signed up...”
“Got my period the morning of Last Chance Dance. FML”
“I’m overseas. I have yet to see the Lost finale and there are spoilers...”
“I had a nearly perfect semester in terms of grades, and yet I can’t be...”
“Now that Lost is over I don’t know what to do with my life. FML”
“LOST finale. FML”
“My professors are most definitely NOT going to throw some D’s on that. FML”
“The girl above me will not stop crying. She’s woken me up several times...”
“My grandmother and her friend are coming for graduation. Both have limited...”
“There is no mail forwarding for packages. Amazon and USPS delayed the arrival of...”
“My roommate was convinced I was possessed. He tried to exorcise me with a...”
“Grey’s Anatomy has a significant effect on my mood. Season finale. Wtf?...”
“I have finally worked up the nerve to experiment with girls, after years of...”
“My wallet and passport were stolen at Senior Soiree. I can’t believe this...”
“I’m still addicted to checking my email and the lack of inbox messages is...”
“Ahh, I return to my family’s favorite pastimes: passive aggression and...”
“I think waiting for my grades is making my anxiety disorder come back. Goodbye,...”
“I have a 4.0 but I specifically chose classes that were easy. I don’t know...”
“My mom prefers that I starve. Everytime I come home, she says “You look...”
“I got a 4.0 this semester, and the only comment I get from my parents is...”
“I can’t understand whether my girlfriend is worth the fights or not. FML”
“I am coming to Harvard in the fall, but after seeing all of these people say how...”
“I’m already miserable and it’s been less than a week since...”
“I come on to this website and pretty much every post is about grades. FML”
“I am a graduating senior, and I don’t even know what this last chance...”
“She goes to Princeton. FML”
“I breathed a sigh of relief when I saw B- and C+. Where have my standards gone?!...”
“Wow, not even a 2.5. Here come the tears…FML”
“I turned down guaranteed med school programs at several schools to come to...”
“He is my soul mate in regards to both a sense of humor and appearance....”
“Only 6 people have crushed me for Last Chance Dance so far. All 4 of my...”
“I had to stop puffing the magic dragon the other day because I’m going to...”
“Long time friend on whom I’ve had a man crush came out to me. Now I really...”