March 2010
“With I Saw You Harvard’s profanity filters, we might as well still be in...”
“I had a dream that my mother was mixing drinks. Really? Is my alcohol craving...”
“My student organization is engaging in all sorts of illegalities. I’m an...”
“The entire house list just found out that I refer to my significant other as...”
“I am so clumsy that last time I was at UHS they saw my bruises and asked me if I...”
“I get grossed out when I watch my boyfriend eat (food). FML”
“My hookups ignore my facebook friend requests. FML”
“I got physical at UHS and the doctor asked me how many children I’ve had...”
“The resident tutor I’m in love with has just serenaded me on the piano. I...”
“La la la la la, it goes around the world just la la la la la, stuck in my bloody...”
“Only at Harvard can somebody say, “I’ll be studying Friday...”
“This isn’t the first time I’ve put off washing clothes due to rain....”
“If April showers bring May flowers, what do March monsoons bring? (Answer: leaks...”
“Waxing my legs made them look worse. Great. After all that pain… FML”
“All the posts on this site are of the “I’m ugly, FML” or...”
“One of my “raincoats” turned out to be water permeable. The other...”
“It turns out there’s a leak in our suite. The floor is soaked. The leak...”
“I thought my thesis topic was narrow and specific and interesting. Then I...”
“Only at Harvard would students get into a seriously heated debate over...”
“Fire alarm+ pouring rain= homicidal Thayerites. FML”
“Thesis due yesterday, I spent 28 consecutive hours in lab editing, and have not...”
“Rain. Again. FML”
“I WANT IT TO STOP RAINING. I dont have rain boots or an umbrella. FML”
“I have a better chance at finding the ever-elusive Higgs boson than I have at...”
“Gov 97 is like expos except for sophomores gov concentrators. It has the same...”
“I have spent more time than most people spent on Math 55 and CS 50 applying to...”
“I can hardly remember my past hookups. They wave, I stare. It’s awkward...”
“When I went home for break, my house was kept at 76 degrees. I was so used to...”
“When I came home for spring break, my mom was wearing spandex and a long shirt...”
“College bubble: I was surprised yesterday when someone told me about the health...”
“I can tell if I’m drunk if my vagina turns numb. So how am I ever going to...”
“My sister has had eleven boyfriends—nice, musical, beautiful boys, who...”
“I’m a girl and I don’t know how to masturbate. I’ve tried...”
“Cracklin’ oat bran is helping me gain my freshman 15. FML”
“I travelled across the Atlantic to meet my professors in the middle of my...”
“The most action I have gotten all semester has been a sea urchin releasing its...”
“This morning, I ACTUALLY hallucinated for good fifteen minutes due to lack of...”
“Is there a concentration I can choose that will help me fulfill my life goal of...”
“Pulling an all-nighter on my birthday. FML”
“I just realized that I hate my roommate and we’re expected to live...”
“You know that story about how you went to this one party, got really drunk, met...”
“What are the odds of walking in on both of my roommates having sex three times...”
“He cares for me and listens to me. We have so much in common and spend so much...”
“Night of 1000 struggles. FML”
“I like you but so does my roommate/blockmate/best friend therefore neither of us...”
“Guys seem to love playing mind games here. They never used to be this cryptic...”
“My friend and I just spent the last hour online shopping for the urn that will...”
“I can’t figure out if he likes me, or he’s a closeted homosexual...”
“He’s a really bad liar. FML”
“Someone just sent an email saying that Weird Al Yankovic is the 4th Yardfest...”