March 2010
“I posted a really, really personal FML and I’m too afraid to read the...”
“Dan Gilbert’s test grade prank gives new meaning to the phrase...”
“I want my PAF. So bad. FML”
“I’m a Vancouverite stuck here on campus and I can only imagine the...”
“Gilbert messed up the exam scores when he posted them for SLS20. He just posted...”
“The spare change guy outside of ABP shouted “Hello there, young...”
“SLS20 results. WTF. Out of 33 points, 22 is a B, 24 is a B+, 25 is an A-, and 27...”
“I think I have a crush on my TF. She’s a woman. I’m a gay guy....”
“I’m in love with a guido. FML”
“I have a midterm, in a class I have not attended since January. FML”
“Just ate 23 sugar cookies. I hate what I’m doing to myself because of my...”
February 2010
“Pimple on my pubes. Hurts like a mofo. FML”
“I have a bad case of commitment phobia. I’m a girl. FML”
“No job, no grad school, no partner, no friends. FML (if I have one)”
“After reading the post from the TF giving grades based on looks, I began to...”
“I broke one pair of shoes last week - they split open when I hit my foot against...”
“I went on the Pill. I’ve gone up two cup sizes and I can’t afford...”
“I’ve been dancing for days. In my chair. As I write my thesis and pull...”
“I just gave someone an A in a response paper because I think he’s hot....”
“Number of times I’ve watched *NSYNC’s music video for...”
“My roof has been leaking for the past three days. Harvard won’t fix it....”
“I am a conservative republican on full financial aid, and my experiences with...”
“For years, I’ve been made to believe that buffling up the resume was a...”
“Because of the Lampoon comp I have: pulled two subsequent all-nighters writing...”
“I’m so overcommitted that I’m afraid to look at my gcal. FML”
“I keep having these dreams about Annenberg having delicious food and me stacking...”
“A women with the morals of a man is called a slut. A man with the morals of a...”
“I sneezed out my tampon. In class. FML”
“154 pounds. 5’1”. I used to be 100. FML”
“I have an enormous crush on one of the Lampoon comp directors. My pieces are...”
“I have 9 am Chem 20 lecture. I’m up at 4am reading my friends’ old...”
“I had a physical today. When the doctor examined me for testicular cancer, I...”
“My oculist said I should not sit in front of my laptop every day for long hours....”
“The Hurlbut basement is flooded. Asbestos might seep up. Asbestos causes...”
“We are playing a trading game for course credit as part of a finance course....”
“Why is everybody complaining about the weather? The weather in Lamont is quite...”
“The fire alarm went off in Adams right in the middle of Criminals are Afoot. FML”
“Not even my FML was good enough for this college. I give up. FML”
“I really CAN’T put off the pset any longer. FML”
“The wind broke the locks on my windows so they keep blowing open. It’s...”
“Instead of doing my overdue homework, I just spent all morning looking at...”
“LS1b having 500 people: Capacity to hide. Ls1b being videotaped: capacity to not...”
“I made the mistake of friending my TF on Facebook. She caught me online in...”
“I’ve become immune to caffeine. FML”
“This rainstorm literally broke my umbrella in half. FML”
“I went on Chatroulette. Five fappers in a row. My mind is fucked. FML”
“It’s senior spring and I decided to get a hobby. It involves meticulously...”
“I thought it was worth taking off time from school for him. He didn’t even...”
“Guys hooked up with: 14. Names remembered: 5. Pounds gained: 12. Expos: Failing....”
“Updating my blog is the only thing that actually makes me feel accomplished...”