January 2010
“I was lying in bed with my boyfriend. His ex-girlfriend called. He picked up....”
“I was at a party tonight and happened to see the girl my friend was talking to...”
“Harvard guys with rampant yellow fever. FML”
“The Shiba Inu Puppy Cam in the procrastination station is eating my life. FML”
“Freshman Snowball coat check. FML”
“I overheard Harvard reps debating on whether or not to shut down the freshman...”
“Tonight is the Jersey Shore themed party. Showed my roommates the “crazy...”
“-20 Celsius 850 millibar temps + 20 mph NW flow at the surface = FML”
“The only easily accessible bathroom in the Science Center is closed for...”
“A world-famous scholar cited my work, and yet I still can’t find a job....”
“One of my professors looks like my boyfriend and I can’t help but catch...”
“Just paid $300 to have all my thesis documents printed out for my adviser. Then...”
“I want my children to be adorable little hapa babies so so so badly, but...”
“I go to yale, my sister goes to harvard. We are twins. My sisters acceptance to...”
“I couldn’t drink my port out of a port glass. FML”
“3 days into the semester and I’m already procrasturbating. FML”
“Even at Harvard I still feel like a misfit because of my intellectualism. FML”
“My inbox has been flooded with Freshman Snow Ball’s annoying updates. I...”
“Our servers seem to be powered by hamsters. Slow, tired, malnourished hamsters....”
“Unexpectedly, this class gathers the best looking group of girls on...”
“According to Mankiw, I’m spending $100 per lecture to be bored out of my...”
“My Rubik’s Cube has me solved: it seems to scream out my nature as a...”
“I’m afraid to read my email. FML”
“Every time I come back to my suite, I repeat, “please, roommate,...”
“I am already in love with one of my professors. Even his hair is charismatic....”
“FML is loading faster than my.harvard.edu. FML”
“I got back this afternoon to find my room covered in 5 weeks worth of mouse...”
“I’m actually excited for the first day of classes, but I can’t tell...”
“I woke up exhausted after getting eight hours of sleep. Thank you, j-term. FML”
“I faked a British accent when I got to Harvard to make myself seem more upscale...”
“I think the highlight of my return to Harvard is the new HUDS menu. FML”
“I left my laptop and iPod in a cab that I took from Logan on Saturday. I’m...”
“Discovering what Microsoft OneNote is and how to use it is the most excited...”
“Just ordered the first bag lunch of 25. Why do I always have Tue/Thur class from...”
“I relied on the Registrar’s Student record to shop cores for last semester...”
“How did Elle Woods get a 179 on her LSAT? FML”
“Apparently, they lied to us when they said that personality trumps everything....”
“I love the new Justin Bieber song. FML”
“I just realized that Harvard FML is my major news source. FML”
“I post Isawyouharvards about myself. FML”
“Forget the Freshman 15. I have the J-term 20. FML”
“Who the hell is Scott Brown? FML”
“I think I’ve memorized the entire That’s Why I Chose Yale...”
“I decided to surprise my girlfriend at South Station only for her to ring me...”
“I went to Miami and got paler. FML”
“I just bought the required textbooks for one of my courses. Total cost?...”
“My extracurriculars are playing tug of war with my life already, and I’m...”
“I have the best boyfriend in the world, and I am still paranoid that the guy who...”
“I dropped cheese on my keyboard and decided that licking it off was the most...”
“J-Term is over and now real classes start. FM”1L”L.”