October 2009
“I interviewed 40 people for my thesis. I don’t think I really asked them...”
“I wanted to dress hipper so I thought I’d buy a shirt at American Apparel....”
“I have a paper due in 12 minutes but I’m browsing this instead. FML”
“I fell up the stairs to Lamont. 3 nights in a row. FML”
“The hottest girl lives in Wigglesworth A. I spent 20 minutes talking to her...”
“The lady who cleans Lamont overnight knows my name. And sometimes she shares her...”
“I have ballroom practice at 10am on Sunday. EVERY. Sunday. FML”
“I live in Matthews. FML”
“Today the guy I have a crush on said “Hey” to me on the street. I...”
“My blockmate just said “I could marry a Republican, but I could never...”
“Today, in Lamont Cafe, I procrastinated on my LifeSci post-lab questions by...”
“My roommate just texted me. He has swine flu. FML”
“I don’t go to Harvard, but I’ve been reading this for nearly 2...”
“My parents told me today: “Once you get a high-paying job, girls will like...”
“Girls don’t think my 36 ACT is hot here. FML”
“I haven’t done laundry since I got here. FML”
“I finally slept with this cute guy in Eliot but I was so drunk that afterwards I...”
“I just slipped and fell on a pool of water in my dining hall. FML”
“I sat down for my 5th interview in a day yesterday with one of the founding...”
“I am a virgin. FML”
“This is my third semester off. I really wanted to come back to Harvard this...”
“Today, our fire alarm went off. I was in the shower. FML”
“I was just about to hook up with someone when the fire alarm went off and my...”
“My ex who broke up with me last week cause he “didn’t have...”
September 2009
“My Freud class keeps talking about what gives pleasure, and I can only think...”
“I got raped by ec10 midterm. but somehow all 800 of my classmates found it...”
“I’ve been working on orgo for so long, I wrote my name as...”
“Despite the plethora of gay men at Harvard, I have been deemed “not gay...”
“I have a midterm in 2 hours. I’m browsing the J. Crew web site instead of...”
“Today, I rickrolled myself accidentally. FML”
“I have a midterm in 2 hours. I’m browsing the J. Crew web site instead of...”
“4 years of prolonged douchebaggery and $40K of student loan debt later, all I...”
“I live by the river and have a pet cockroach named Bob that visits my room...”
“I spent 3 hours yesterday writing a campaign email for a campus org. I...”
“This morning I busted my ass in practice, then was greeted with cereal for...”
“im an attractive girl, and I just got rejected my the biggest science geek ever....”
“I lost a bet and had to shave my pubic hair. FML”
“I have to choose between The Crimson and my GPA. FML”
“4:49 AM. One orgo p-set, scholarship app and response paper down, one Chinese...”
“My roommate just tried to guess which FML I had posted and guessed very very...”
“You all whine way, way too much, and 99% of these postings are your own fault...”
“i had the choice to go anywhere for college. i chose harvard, and it blows...”
“I’m addicted to Harvard FML. FML”
“Some militant lesbian asked me to go to her play about waterboarding. My...”
“Tally up: it’s now a three day hangover. FML”
“My boyfriend back home wants to visit next month. I can’t imagine how my...”
“I went running along the Charles today, got lost somewhere between MIT and BC,...”
“I’m pretty sure I hooked up with “that guy.” FML”
“On the evening of October 8, I can either go to hear a speech by Newt Gingrich...”
“My school has a student who complains about hooking up with Asians. F(his)L”