December 2009
“I just cheered for a C. FML”
“I wish I believed in God. Then I’d have someone to talk to. Happy New...”
“I just deleted all my phone contacts before making plans for New Years. FML”
“I wanted to show my friends from home the hippo website. I couldn’t...”
“I killed my roommate’s plant. She reads this website religiously. Sorry....”
“I go to Cornell. FML”
“I saw an FML post and tried to ‘like’ it. FML”
“I don’t belong in this ignorant, religious town. FML”
“I read this even more obsessively now because MIT FML is “off for the...”
“my only human contact this break has come via text messages and facebook...”
“I risk my life every time I go home because I live on one of the most dangerous...”
“Recruiting events at hotels? +5 lbs. Reading period/finals? +10 lbs. Home for...”
“B+, the biggest “fuck you” grade of them all. FML”
“Found out that grades were being posted through Harvard FML. FML”
“I was looking at a map of the United States and I realized that for the past 3...”
“I just remembered that that kid who whined about getting an A- in Ec10 is going...”
“I’ve gotten action more recently than I’ve gotten an A, so you know...”
“I blocked my roommate from posting on my facebook wall; she confronted me about...”
“My friend just texted me, “Yay I got another A, but I’m still...”
“My hometown has been giving out free H1N1 shots for almost two months, and...”
“After I gave my girlfriend her Christmas gift of a new iPhone, she dumped me....”
“I walked in on my twelve year old brother having sex today. I’m still...”
“I got my grades and was content with an A, and A-, a pass in a pass/fail class,...”
“I just found out that the cute girl I’ve had a crush on all semester is a...”
“Reading Harvard FML convinced me to apply to Harvard. FML”
“My retarded younger brother can still get me in trouble for “being a bad...”
“I bombed the LSAT and have no other viable options for the near future. FML”
“I got about halfway to the vending machines at my local gym before I realized...”
“I took a core on a topic I’ve loved and been studying my entire life. The...”
“I enjoy my sister’s Harvard FML, more than Columbia’s (for once in...”
“Reading FML, I’m informed about a critical piece of Harvard campus news....”
“A few years ago, I got an e-mail from a guy in response to a Craigslist ad. I...”
“My grandma gave me deodorant in my christmas stocking. FML”
“I’m considering taking a class next semester based solely on how cute the...”
“My hand is still cramped from finals. It’s affecting my txting abilities....”
“Apparently I’m a fuck-up because I decided to go to med school and not go...”
“I met someone at Wellesley. FML”
“I just found the word lethologica written on my door, and had to look it up...”
“Today, I got my first girlfriend. My best friend made a Facebook group to honor...”
“I’m in Boston this winter. My aunt’s house has no heating. Dorms are...”
“I had a sex dream about my middle-aged professor last night. FML”
“The “Suggestions” box on Facebook keeps telling me to reconnect with...”
“I worked my ass off in a core for a B+. FML”
“My period hasn’t come yet. FML”
“I’m home and stuck reading porn fanfiction until I can get back to hooking...”
“My favorite Christmas station switched back to playing mainstream music at...”
“I feel a perverse happiness when people reject me for liking Lady Gaga as a...”
“My parents didn’t get me a single present for Christmas. FML”
“My sister (who goes to another college) and I were extremely competitive in high...”
“A stoner I like gets better grades than I do. FML”