October 2009
“My roomate is listening to Bjork and won’t turn it off. When I confronted...”
“My roommate just walked in on me “playing” with my dildo. I’m...”
“So I thought it was funny when Dorm Crew installed mouse traps in my suite. But...”
“I want to bone my blockmate more than I have ever wanted to bone someone. And...”
“I’m drunk. There’s a clown in my room. FML”
“I pulled an all-nighter at Lamont the other day. I woke up at Kirkland with no...”
“I came to Harvard to be surrounded by nice liberals. Then I took Ec10. FML”
“The joy of Harvard Model UN: writing a research paper at 12 on a Friday night....”
“I was on my boyfriend’s Facebook and an ad proclaimed: “Attention!...”
“Today, my boyfriend and I were making out, holding hands, and he was playing...”
“You know the feeling you get after a spinning class that’s really, really...”
“I was just about to tell my friend I liked him when he said that we had to watch...”
“Some stranger took a provocative picture of me on a stripper pole at Sweet &...”
“Boys at Harvard make my professors look sexy. FML”
“I find myself logging into facebook using @nice.fas.harvard.edu. Thanks CS50....”
“Every time I drink I this guy is incredibly attractice. In the morning I...”
“I’m a guy and tonight I spent my Friday night talking to this girl instead...”
“I just dug through a trashcan in Leverett courtyard to find a receipt to get...”
“I’m in love with a “straight” guy. Again. FML”
“They say guys think about sex once a minute. I’m pretty sure I think about...”
“My roommate went rock star on our room last night and sprayed our fire...”
“My boyfriend and I are laying around naked in bed. I asked what I should be for...”
“I may have just peed Rubinoff. FML”
“My girlfriend back home broke up with me because I keep falling asleep on her...”
“My girlfriend would rather be Facebook-married to her best friend than in a...”
“The breaking of the toilet in Dewolfe and the loss of my virginity were one and...”
“I’ve been generally busy over the past week—that’s my excuse...”
“It was my birthday party last night and I ended up working the door and then...”
“I just spent over an hour riding the bus because I went the wrong way. FML”
“Today I went to go pick up an eagerly anticipated package at the mail center....”
“I just broke a body-length mirror. Today is Halloween. And I thought my luck...”
“I’ve hooked up with twice as many girls as guys this year. I’m a gay...”
“I’ve been working on a CS50 programming assignment the whole day....”
“It’s Halloween and instead of being excited to go out I’m excited to...”
“Last night some guy won the Annenberg costume contest dressed as Lady Gaga. He...”
“I needed to use my roommate’s laptop. When I opened her mac, a sticky note...”
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“I figure the chances of catching an STD from another Harvard student are pretty...”
“3hr lab section went 90min overtime. Again. FML”
“The creepy guy in Lamont is staring at me. And has been for hours. FML”
“I am an Iranian male who is single and ready to mingle but my confidence was...”
“My girlfriend would rather clean her room than have sex. FML”
“My two best friends from back home didn’t go to college, but instead just...”
“As I walked out of Newbury comics a hobo walks up to me asking for 7 dollars so...”
“I just bought a sweatshirt from the online COOP store. Didn’t realize...”
“Even HarvardFML thinks I’m creepy. FML”
“I’m an Ec10 TF. Neither my looks nor accent will ever prevent...”
“I’m not taking Orgo….Orgo is taking me. FML”
“I miss undergrad. FML”
“My ID was in my back pocket and my hands were full, so I tried to swipe in by...”