Harvard FML
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My mom visited during parents’ weekend. She cleaned my...
Mar 10th
I can’t focus on my exams because I’m excited...
Mar 10th
I’m crying in Widener stacks. FML
Mar 10th
Got my secondary field taken away. Missed the deadline for...
Mar 10th
17 hours until the cold war midterm. just bought the course...
Mar 10th
two midterms, a paper, & 2 psets. 1 Day in Hell. FML
Mar 10th
The “SORRY I’M NOT SORRY” sign in the...
Mar 10th
My roommate has started snoring, and I have stopped...
Mar 10th
Going to Harvard just makes me feel stupid. FML
Mar 10th
I scored half of the mean. FML
Mar 9th
There are gold-diggers roaming around the campus. FML
Mar 9th
Carpal Tunnel + Thesis due in a few days = I can’t do...
Mar 9th
LS1b lecture is so boring that I found shopping for diabetic...
Mar 9th
The physics 11b professor just said the exam scores were...
Mar 9th
I’m trying to quit smoking before spring break, pmsing...
Mar 9th
Either I’m the only guy in the world who doesn’t...
Mar 9th
Leverett hacked the Harvard Housing Day site with...
Mar 9th
Harvardhousingday.com just changed to a Leverett House shout...
Mar 9th
My armpits are natural indicators of good weather. They...
Mar 9th
I have derived more pleasure from wearing my flipflops...
Mar 9th
My Kirkland housing day video is the worst thing ever. Why...
Mar 9th
My girlfriend thinks I have ED. FML
Mar 9th
Acne. FML
Mar 9th
My girlfriend said she wanted to give me a surprise later at...
Mar 9th
I keep getting stood up. By administrators and professors...
Mar 9th
I forgot to go to lunch today. I had the time, I just forgot...
Mar 9th
I was so exicted about finishing my thesis that I threw a...
Mar 9th
I kissed [2] girls and I liked it. FML?
Mar 9th
Harvard women + dating. FML
Mar 9th
10 page paper due at 10 AM Monday, midterm at 10 AM Monday....
Mar 9th
twitter.com/harvardvoice
Mar 8th
My roommate’s sister is visiting over her spring...
Mar 8th
Average physics 11b exam score: 70/120. Absolute-curve...
Mar 8th
I was so excited to finish my CS51 pset that I left my...
Mar 8th
Today was the first day I went out in shorts in a few...
Mar 8th
I think I hate my blocking group but am afraid to admit it....
Mar 8th
My roommate just defriended me on Facebook. FML
Mar 8th
I was so close to orgasming, but could only think of...
Mar 8th
I just farted in front of my proctor and she started...
Mar 8th
My teammates would make my life a living hell if I ever came...
Mar 8th
My roommate broke up with me. FML
Mar 8th
I think I’m gay. FML
Mar 8th
I’m pulling an all-nighter. It’s Sunday. FML
Mar 8th
I think I just got asked to a dining hall date by a grad...
Mar 8th
I have five problem sets due this Thursday and Friday....
Mar 8th
I mistyped Sylvia Plath as “Sylvia Plant”...
Mar 8th
I threw up in Logan today. FML
Mar 8th
I have a midterm tomorrow in a class that I never went to....
Mar 8th
I just emailed my French TF in German. FML
Mar 8th
My blockmates call me mom. I’m a guy. FML
Mar 7th
I’ve been here almost two years - the halfway point is...
Mar 7th
I am literally crippled by nervousness to the point that I...
Mar 7th
My Saturday night was reduced to sitting on Harvard Note...
Mar 7th
About to fill out the form for my third tutor this semester....
Mar 7th
The guy I hooked up with freshman year keeps showing up. Why...
Mar 7th
I’m so desperate to avoid writing this paper that...
Mar 7th
I “discovered” Justin Bieber four days before my...
Mar 7th
I made out with my jock-y roommate. He was sober. I...
Mar 7th
With chatroulette, harvarfml, vimeo, youtube, facebook,...
Mar 7th
My thesis is at the page limit and I feel like I have no...
Mar 7th
Blocking groups have been submitted and I STILL have...
Mar 7th
My cousin is the love interest of half the girls in PS1. FML
Mar 7th
I just watched all of Prince of Egypt on YouTube. What...
Mar 7th
I just stepped on a dead, flattened cockroach. Without...
Mar 7th
I pulled an all-nighter on a Friday night for homework. FML
Mar 6th
I am destined to have three years of blocking drama. FML
Mar 6th
I never get “seen.” I care. FML
Mar 6th
I go to a school where they actually think I’ll blow...
Mar 6th
Instead of writing my paper I’ve become a chronic...
Mar 6th
I ordered a textbook from India for half the COOP price, and...
Mar 6th
I wear super mini, super tight hot dresses, am always...
Mar 6th
I spent 7 hours studying in the d-hall yesterday, and I...
Mar 6th
Today I realized that my thesis is due in 6 days. Nothing...
Mar 6th
Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend who goes to BU. Why?...
Mar 6th
Junior parents trying to answer questions in class and being...
Mar 6th
I recently received a long, heartfelt email and all I could...
Mar 6th
I’ve met and went out with a lot of boys in my 3.5...
Mar 6th
My birthday is Housing Day. And thanks to Harvard’s...
Mar 6th
My PAF-ee won’t stop hitting on my boyfriend. FML
Mar 6th
It’s Thursday night and my CS51 classmates are looking...
Mar 5th
Justin Bieber makes me want to be 13. FML
Mar 5th
The lamont dude caught me sticking boogers on the desk. Yes,...
Mar 5th
Fuck Cream Wolf, I just discovered Sushi Cat. FML
Mar 5th
I’m so sex-deprived that I now find every girl...
Mar 5th
Turns out being a nice guy with respect and empathy...
Mar 5th
50 freshmen will be placed in Kirkland on Housing Day. 200...
Mar 5th
Apparently, my computer can’t take the stress of being...
Mar 5th
I work circulation at a library. Today I learned, when my...
Mar 5th
It stopped being Platonic. That was a really bad idea. FML
Mar 5th
I was accused by my boss about a Harvard FML. FML
Mar 4th
I’m a floater. FML
Mar 4th
I’ve been unhappy in my relationship for several...
Mar 4th
I just tried to spell absolute without an e. That...
Mar 4th
I procrastinated by reading all the online materials for Lit...
Mar 4th
Today, I went into UHS mental health because of my...
Mar 4th
Going to CVS and buying coke on sale is my idea of a good...
Mar 4th
My nose has Kong radar. FML
Mar 4th
I pushed my blocking group to let a guy with whom I used to...
Mar 4th
Some group is playing poetry on a boombox in Lamont. FML
Mar 4th
my thesis advisor is mia. thesis due date: one week. FML
Mar 4th
I’m in a state of massive sleep debt. I’m...
Mar 4th
Harvard FML gives me a feeling of community. FML?
Mar 4th
My life is falling apart (i’m becoming bulimic,...
Mar 4th
In the past week, I have had 5 FMLs accepted. This is the...
Mar 4th
I freed up some space in my schedule on Thursday. What am I...
Mar 3rd
I thought the mean grade for the LS1b exam was 76 points...
Mar 3rd
Slept through class today. Class started at 2pm. FML
Mar 3rd
In the middle of lecture, too tempted by the previous post...
Mar 2nd
Dorm Crew. FML
Mar 2nd
There is a blow up doll and a champagne bottle in my shower,...
Mar 2nd
I applied to transfer to the Quad and got rejected. FML
Mar 2nd
I just discovered Cream Wolf and have barely done any of my...
Mar 2nd
My roommate sharted on the wall in our bathroom and left it...
Mar 2nd
I just slipped and fell in front of Widener, and my fingers...
Mar 2nd
Sophomore rooming drama. FML
Mar 2nd
I just spent two hours figuring out a system for writing...
Mar 2nd
Listlessness breeds procrastination. Procrastination breeds...
Mar 2nd
Ec 1010b meets at 9AM and is not taped. There was review...
Mar 2nd
Over four years of being sexually active, between serious...
Mar 2nd
This past weekend, I was on a mission to find this guy and...
Mar 2nd
All-nighters used to happen by accident when I didn’t...
Mar 2nd
Alcohol and antidepressants. Need I say more? FML
Mar 2nd
I was elated to realize that I can get 5 Hour Energy from...
Mar 2nd
All that I know about the German occupation of France I...
Mar 2nd
When I fill in Doodle polls, I’m afraid I’ll be...
Mar 2nd
My TF definitely just watched as I walked into lecture late,...
Mar 2nd
No me gusta espaƱol. Necesito usar Google Translator in la...
Mar 1st
Facebook stalking various people that I might have gone to...
Mar 1st
Ok HUDS, no more dry chicken please? FML
Mar 1st
There’s a guy in my class who looks disturbingly like...
Mar 1st
Gilbert reads HarvardFML. FML
Mar 1st
My roommate raided my stash of Ramen. FML
Mar 1st
I am comping the Lampoon for their DVD collection. Mmmm...
Mar 1st
I dropped a fifth course for the first time ever this...
Mar 1st
I get really excited when my ex contacts me. FML
Mar 1st
My friends just told me they never considered me for a...
Mar 1st
I’m a really sexually frustrated female but my...
Mar 1st
I send a message on gchat to someone and then close the chat...
Mar 1st
I am in love with a girl in my entryway. She has been...
Mar 1st
I’m watching videos about polygamy on YouTube. I...
Mar 1st
After my interview, I realized I wanted to be a PAF even...
Mar 1st
Rejected by summer internships, spring break plans, now even...
Mar 1st
I dread turning in the pset for my GenEd more than I dreaded...
Mar 1st
My proctor told me to grow a pair. FML
Mar 1st