Harvard FML
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2009
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“I did River Run, burned a boat, came close to alcohol...”
Mar 12th
“It’s officially spring break. I’m stuck on...”
Mar 12th
“My last midterm is in less than half an hour. My iPod just...”
Mar 12th
“I’ve had a hopeless crush on a guy for months and I’m too...”
Mar 12th
“I read Harvard FMLs every day. I get an emotional high off...”
Mar 12th
“I had a 24 hour hangover after River Run, complete with...”
Mar 12th
“Chem 20. FML”
Mar 12th
“I watched High School Musical 3 and cried a little at the...”
Mar 12th
“I have been watching the Pfoho State of Mind music video for...”
Mar 12th
“There’s a party outside my window. Instead of writing...”
Mar 12th
“Parties! Parties! Parties every night! I hear music! Music!...”
Mar 12th
“I am a gay man and I just jacked off to Lady GaGa’s...”
Mar 12th
“The girl i am utterly and completely in love with was placed...”
Mar 12th
“I posted a legit FML, not just bitching and complaining...”
Mar 12th
“All of these recent FMLs have been about housing drama. Not...”
Mar 12th
“All of my friends are in Kirk(Jerk)land, and now I must hate...”
Mar 12th
“I have to live in my house for two semesters before I can...”
Mar 12th
“Two papers due tonight. Just discovered the new season of...”
Mar 12th
“I had to convince my professor against his better judgement...”
Mar 12th
“I got an STD in the basement of the Delphic. FML”
Mar 12th
“Mather. FML”
Mar 11th
“Kirkland House. I now know why people call it Jerkland. I...”
Mar 11th
“housing day just depresses me cause all the freshmen meese...”
Mar 11th
“DAMN Yeah - I got Pfoho!!! FML? Absolutely NOT!!!! Then...”
Mar 11th
“Dumpster came, and i proceeded to collapse on the floor...”
Mar 11th
“thropicana? FML”
Mar 11th
“My ex got assigned to the same house. FML.”
Mar 11th
“Hitler wanted Phofo. FML”
Mar 11th
“I have an exam today but I’ve been driven to drink...”
Mar 11th
“Mather house got all the hot freshman athletes. I got...”
Mar 11th
“I started screaming when I heard people chanting Quincy and...”
Mar 11th
“Adams house. FML”
Mar 11th
“I actually went to Lifesci 1b lecture today, just to take my...”
Mar 11th
“The Currier House Admin already managed to fuck up the...”
Mar 11th
“Slytherin. FML”
Mar 11th
“Quadded. FML”
Mar 11th
“Holworthy fire alarm for the first time. Housing Day. 8am....”
Mar 11th
“2013 Non-Kirklandites… FYL”
Mar 11th
“I got a “reconnect with him” reminder on...”
Mar 11th
“I survived 6 exams in the past 3 weeks along with problem...”
Mar 11th
“I’m in Dunster, but I have no idea who the tall...”
Mar 11th
“Justin Bieber and Ludacris did a song together. What is the...”
Mar 11th
“I just accidentally took a giant bite of moldy bread. Fuck...”
Mar 11th
“I blare music while I’m taking a shower so my...”
Mar 11th
“I recited a poem to my love and it went: “Tulips in...”
Mar 11th
“Two midterms on Housing Day. FML”
Mar 11th
“I just accidentally took a giant bite of moldy bread. Fuck...”
Mar 11th
“There is a lot more chemistry between me and orgo than there...”
Mar 11th
“I got a “reconnect with him” reminder on...”
Mar 11th
“thropicana got picked over 3 lady gaga shirts. nice going...”
Mar 11th
“Worst. River run. Ever. Sorry Freshman, FYL”
Mar 11th
“We burned a boat. F HUPD’s L”
Mar 11th
“The Currier House Admin already managed to fuck up the...”
Mar 11th
“Midterm on housing day. FML”
Mar 11th
“I started screaming when I heard people chanting Quincy and...”
Mar 11th
“Cabot. FML”
Mar 11th
“… and then I hooked up with a gay guy. FML.”...”
Mar 11th
“I exhaust myself on purpose. That way, I’m too tired...”
Mar 11th
“My CS51 moogle page still remains on the most visited page...”
Mar 11th
“Consecutive adderall fueled all-nighters. FML”
Mar 11th
“My roommate’s entire family is staying in our suite...”
Mar 11th
“I got a C on an open-note test. That’s Harvard...”
Mar 11th
“My roommates have become really lame. They either try to act...”
Mar 11th
“I feel like a failure for being one of the few students here...”
Mar 11th
“I keep having nightmares that I will be greeted by Mather...”
Mar 11th
“My boyfriend just called my thesis a piece of crap. Though...”
Mar 11th
“Weather forecast for spring break in Cambridge. FML”
Mar 10th
“The pset is 1/3 shorter than usual and we were given an...”
Mar 10th
“I just waited in line at the HUHS pharmacy at Holyoake for...”
Mar 10th
“My thesis is not due for another few weeks, but my eyes are...”
Mar 10th
“There is only one class that I keep failing over and over...”
Mar 10th
“Kong is on my speed dial. FML”
Mar 10th
“I’m so tired that I don’t have the energy to go...”
Mar 10th
“My mom visited during parents’ weekend. She cleaned my...”
Mar 10th
“I can’t focus on my exams because I’m excited...”
Mar 10th
“I’m crying in Widener stacks. FML”
Mar 10th
“Got my secondary field taken away. Missed the deadline for...”
Mar 10th
“17 hours until the cold war midterm. just bought the course...”
Mar 10th
“two midterms, a paper, & 2 psets. 1 Day in Hell. FML”
Mar 10th
“The “SORRY I’M NOT SORRY” sign in the...”
Mar 10th
“My roommate has started snoring, and I have stopped...”
Mar 10th
“Going to Harvard just makes me feel stupid. FML”
Mar 10th
“I scored half of the mean. FML”
Mar 9th
“There are gold-diggers roaming around the campus. FML”
Mar 9th
“Carpal Tunnel + Thesis due in a few days = I can’t do...”
Mar 9th
“LS1b lecture is so boring that I found shopping for diabetic...”
Mar 9th
“The physics 11b professor just said the exam scores were...”
Mar 9th
“I’m trying to quit smoking before spring break, pmsing...”
Mar 9th
“Either I’m the only guy in the world who doesn’t...”
Mar 9th
“Leverett hacked the Harvard Housing Day site with...”
Mar 9th
“Harvardhousingday.com just changed to a Leverett House shout...”
Mar 9th
“My armpits are natural indicators of good weather. They...”
Mar 9th
“I have derived more pleasure from wearing my flipflops...”
Mar 9th
“My Kirkland housing day video is the worst thing ever. Why...”
Mar 9th
“My girlfriend thinks I have ED. FML”
Mar 9th
“Acne. FML”
Mar 9th
“My girlfriend said she wanted to give me a surprise later at...”
Mar 9th
“I keep getting stood up. By administrators and professors...”
Mar 9th
“I forgot to go to lunch today. I had the time, I just forgot...”
Mar 9th
“I was so exicted about finishing my thesis that I threw a...”
Mar 9th
“I kissed [2] girls and I liked it. FML?”
Mar 9th
“Harvard women + dating. FML”
Mar 9th
“10 page paper due at 10 AM Monday, midterm at 10 AM Monday....”
Mar 9th
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Mar 8th
“My roommate’s sister is visiting over her spring...”
Mar 8th
“Average physics 11b exam score: 70/120. Absolute-curve...”
Mar 8th
“I was so excited to finish my CS51 pset that I left my...”
Mar 8th
“Today was the first day I went out in shorts in a few...”
Mar 8th
“I think I hate my blocking group but am afraid to admit it....”
Mar 8th
“My roommate just defriended me on Facebook. FML”
Mar 8th
“I was so close to orgasming, but could only think of...”
Mar 8th
“I just farted in front of my proctor and she started...”
Mar 8th
“My teammates would make my life a living hell if I ever came...”
Mar 8th
“My roommate broke up with me. FML”
Mar 8th
“I think I’m gay. FML”
Mar 8th
“I’m pulling an all-nighter. It’s Sunday. FML”
Mar 8th
“I think I just got asked to a dining hall date by a grad...”
Mar 8th
“I have five problem sets due this Thursday and Friday....”
Mar 8th
“I mistyped Sylvia Plath as “Sylvia Plant”...”
Mar 8th
“I threw up in Logan today. FML”
Mar 8th
“I have a midterm tomorrow in a class that I never went to....”
Mar 8th
“I just emailed my French TF in German. FML”
Mar 8th
“My blockmates call me mom. I’m a guy. FML”
Mar 7th
“I’ve been here almost two years - the halfway point is...”
Mar 7th
“I am literally crippled by nervousness to the point that I...”
Mar 7th
“My Saturday night was reduced to sitting on Harvard Note...”
Mar 7th
“About to fill out the form for my third tutor this semester....”
Mar 7th
“The guy I hooked up with freshman year keeps showing up. Why...”
Mar 7th
“I’m so desperate to avoid writing this paper that...”
Mar 7th
“I “discovered” Justin Bieber four days before my...”
Mar 7th
“I made out with my jock-y roommate. He was sober. I...”
Mar 7th
“With chatroulette, harvarfml, vimeo, youtube, facebook,...”
Mar 7th
“My thesis is at the page limit and I feel like I have no...”
Mar 7th
“Blocking groups have been submitted and I STILL have...”
Mar 7th
“My cousin is the love interest of half the girls in PS1. FML”
Mar 7th
“I just watched all of Prince of Egypt on YouTube. What...”
Mar 7th
“I just stepped on a dead, flattened cockroach. Without...”
Mar 7th
“I pulled an all-nighter on a Friday night for homework. FML”
Mar 6th
“I am destined to have three years of blocking drama. FML”
Mar 6th
“I never get “seen.” I care. FML”
Mar 6th
“I go to a school where they actually think I’ll blow...”
Mar 6th
“Instead of writing my paper I’ve become a chronic...”
Mar 6th
“I ordered a textbook from India for half the COOP price, and...”
Mar 6th
“I wear super mini, super tight hot dresses, am always...”
Mar 6th
“I spent 7 hours studying in the d-hall yesterday, and I...”
Mar 6th
“Today I realized that my thesis is due in 6 days. Nothing...”
Mar 6th
“Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend who goes to BU. Why?...”
Mar 6th
“Junior parents trying to answer questions in class and being...”
Mar 6th
“I recently received a long, heartfelt email and all I could...”
Mar 6th
“I’ve met and went out with a lot of boys in my 3.5...”
Mar 6th
“My birthday is Housing Day. And thanks to Harvard’s...”
Mar 6th
“My PAF-ee won’t stop hitting on my boyfriend. FML”
Mar 6th
“It’s Thursday night and my CS51 classmates are looking...”
Mar 5th
“Justin Bieber makes me want to be 13. FML”
Mar 5th
“The lamont dude caught me sticking boogers on the desk. Yes,...”
Mar 5th
“Fuck Cream Wolf, I just discovered Sushi Cat. FML”
Mar 5th
“I’m so sex-deprived that I now find every girl...”
Mar 5th
“Turns out being a nice guy with respect and empathy...”
Mar 5th
“50 freshmen will be placed in Kirkland on Housing Day. 200...”
Mar 5th
“Apparently, my computer can’t take the stress of being...”
Mar 5th
“I work circulation at a library. Today I learned, when my...”
Mar 5th
“It stopped being Platonic. That was a really bad idea. FML”
Mar 5th
“I was accused by my boss about a Harvard FML. FML”
Mar 4th
“I’m a floater. FML”
Mar 4th
“I’ve been unhappy in my relationship for several...”
Mar 4th
“I just tried to spell absolute without an e. That...”
Mar 4th
“I procrastinated by reading all the online materials for Lit...”
Mar 4th
“Today, I went into UHS mental health because of my...”
Mar 4th
“Going to CVS and buying coke on sale is my idea of a good...”
Mar 4th
“My nose has Kong radar. FML”
Mar 4th
“I pushed my blocking group to let a guy with whom I used to...”
Mar 4th
“Some group is playing poetry on a boombox in Lamont. FML”
Mar 4th
“my thesis advisor is mia. thesis due date: one week. FML”
Mar 4th
“I’m in a state of massive sleep debt. I’m...”
Mar 4th
“Harvard FML gives me a feeling of community. FML?”
Mar 4th
“My life is falling apart (i’m becoming bulimic,...”
Mar 4th
“In the past week, I have had 5 FMLs accepted. This is the...”
Mar 4th
“I freed up some space in my schedule on Thursday. What am I...”
Mar 3rd
“I thought the mean grade for the LS1b exam was 76 points...”
Mar 3rd
“Slept through class today. Class started at 2pm. FML”
Mar 3rd
“In the middle of lecture, too tempted by the previous post...”
Mar 2nd
“Dorm Crew. FML”
Mar 2nd
“There is a blow up doll and a champagne bottle in my shower,...”
Mar 2nd
“I applied to transfer to the Quad and got rejected. FML”
Mar 2nd
“I just discovered Cream Wolf and have barely done any of my...”
Mar 2nd
“My roommate sharted on the wall in our bathroom and left it...”
Mar 2nd
“I just slipped and fell in front of Widener, and my fingers...”
Mar 2nd
“Sophomore rooming drama. FML”
Mar 2nd
“I just spent two hours figuring out a system for writing...”
Mar 2nd
“Listlessness breeds procrastination. Procrastination breeds...”
Mar 2nd
“Ec 1010b meets at 9AM and is not taped. There was review...”
Mar 2nd
“Over four years of being sexually active, between serious...”
Mar 2nd
“This past weekend, I was on a mission to find this guy and...”
Mar 2nd
“All-nighters used to happen by accident when I didn’t...”
Mar 2nd
“Alcohol and antidepressants. Need I say more? FML”
Mar 2nd
“I was elated to realize that I can get 5 Hour Energy from...”
Mar 2nd
“All that I know about the German occupation of France I...”
Mar 2nd
“When I fill in Doodle polls, I’m afraid I’ll be...”
Mar 2nd
“My TF definitely just watched as I walked into lecture late,...”
Mar 2nd
“No me gusta español. Necesito usar Google Translator in la...”
Mar 1st
“Facebook stalking various people that I might have gone to...”
Mar 1st
“Ok HUDS, no more dry chicken please? FML”
Mar 1st
“There’s a guy in my class who looks disturbingly like...”
Mar 1st
“Gilbert reads HarvardFML. FML”
Mar 1st
“My roommate raided my stash of Ramen. FML”
Mar 1st
“I am comping the Lampoon for their DVD collection. Mmmm...”
Mar 1st
“I dropped a fifth course for the first time ever this...”
Mar 1st
“I get really excited when my ex contacts me. FML”
Mar 1st
“My friends just told me they never considered me for a...”
Mar 1st
“I’m a really sexually frustrated female but my...”
Mar 1st
“I send a message on gchat to someone and then close the chat...”
Mar 1st
“I am in love with a girl in my entryway. She has been...”
Mar 1st
“I’m watching videos about polygamy on YouTube. I...”
Mar 1st
“After my interview, I realized I wanted to be a PAF even...”
Mar 1st
“Rejected by summer internships, spring break plans, now even...”
Mar 1st
“I dread turning in the pset for my GenEd more than I dreaded...”
Mar 1st
“My proctor told me to grow a pair. FML”
Mar 1st