June 2012
“Just graduated. I can’t find a non-profit job that remotely interests me...”
May 2012
“Students here still spell “Annenberg” as “Annenburg.”...”
“My roommate left all of his shit in his room and left. FML”
“Home post-graduation, and I’m back listening to my parents shout at each...”
“I’m freaking out because my boyfriend wants to have phone sex and so do I...”
“I read the “Opposite of Loneliness” article in the Yale Daily News...”
“More new emails in spam folder than in inbox. FMLonelyL”
“Review books for standardized tests cost a fortune. FOL”
“I lost my wallet, while drunk, abroad. I want to cry. FML”
“My amazing, perfect boyfriend graduated and is moving across the country. FML”
“I just ate moldy celery. FML”
“Graduated from Harvard. FML”
“I’m getting Ad Boarded for an assignment that was worth 3% of my grade. My...”
“The longest relationship I’ve ever been in is with my research advisor....”
“Spent all week working my butt off for dorm crew. Got a decent job for...”
“Last night in Mather some guy was talking loudly ALL NIGHT. Too tired to do...”
“What happened to YaleFML and PrincetonFML? FOL”
“I am graduating and no one here even knows I exist. Even my resident dean...”
“FDormCrew”
“Got an Ad Board extension. Still can’t finish the assignment. It’s...”
“Lovesick. Senior week. Hopeless. FML”
“Got my best grades yet this semester while also working 20 hours a week for the...”
“I have a remarkable ability to ruin even the most stable of friendships without...”
“I can’t help feeling totally disgusted with all the behavior I’m...”
“E-mailed a professor when I got an A- instead of the A I was expecting. She...”
“Professor told me that I “have a remarkable ability to excel despite...”
“Is it possible to appeal a grade? FProfessors and FML”
“Narrowed down my med school choices to two. Picked one literally the day of the...”
“The Greenhouse Cafe stopped selling garlic knots. FOL”
“3.902 cumulative GPA. Good-bye PBK. Good-bye top tier med schools. FML”
“Now that I’m graduating, I wish I’d tried a little bit harder during...”
“How does a Pass in a P/F class affect the GPA? Is a P the same as an A (4.0)? Or...”
“B. Out of nowhere. Planned on an A- in that class. FML”
“I have a great family, kind friends, a loving boyfriend, a secure financial...”
“A- in PS1. No! So close! FML”
“Today a typo caused Dorm Crew to trash literally everything in my room, after...”
“Was I the only one who thought PS3 was awful? FML”
“Despite all of the ups and downs this semester, I will truly miss this school....”
“I looked at my life. I looked at my choices. FML”
“Home. Already bored. Missing Harvard. FMSummerLIA”
“I’m graduating and trying to enjoy my last couple weeks with friends,...”
“I opted out of one of my Q evals. I’ll never get my grades now! FML”
“Figured out that all you have to do to bypass SelfControl is change the time on...”
“The whiny girl next door is yelling at her mom on the phone AGAIN. Can’t...”
“The greatest accomplishment for Harvard’s athletic program this year was...”
“HEB 97 Sophomore Tutorial, you were actually VERY difficult. FML”
“The girl I loved and used to fantasize about marrying has apparently dropped out...”
“Another under-achieving semester over. Self-esteem problems exacerbated....”
“I thought I had something to do for this summer, but it turns out that there was...”
“Just took Math 1b and found out that I probably could’ve/should’ve...”