February 2012
“I can’t believe the “[Insert college name] Meme” Facebook fad...”
“Harvard doesn’t let us download Photoshop. I REALLY need it for my thesis....”
“I spend my days on Grindr and Craigslist telling my friends stories about online...”
“I am in love with a boy in the Harvard College Europe Program. He’s...”
“There’s a spider on my ceiling above my pillow. I’m terrified....”
“I want to go running, but I can’t bring myself to shave my legs and...”
“Asked out a guy, got rejected, moved on, preparing for the next one. Bringing...”
“Continuing my 9-year tradition of sending myself a rose anonymously. FML”
“If I read “We have received an unprecedentedly large number of...”
“Spent 9 hours trying to code in MATLAB. This is supposed to be an easy...”
“Now that Bob Slate’s is gone, there’s nowhere in Harvard Square to...”
“Can’t get any work done because I am distracted by planning...”
“As my thesis deadline approaches, I am reflecting on what I could have done for...”
“My hands are too small to securely grasp the large-size cups at Au Bon Pain. ...”
“I came out to my parents accidentally when I sent an email to them by mistake in...”
“Didn’t get into Eleganza. FMUglyL”
“Harvard douchebag meme perfectly captures me. FML”
“Harvard finally has one of its own in the NBA starting for a big market...”
“After only two weeks I’m already trapped in the same hellish cycle of...”
“The “Shit Harvard Students Say” video sucks. FOL”
“WTF! How do I get rejected (for no apparent reason) for an “alternative...”
“I just saw someone use all of the washers in Lowell. He put three items of...”
“I can’t get over my ex, even though I’m the one who broke it off....”
“boredatlamont is *still* down. FML”
“I’ve never gotten a valentine from a boy who was interested in me....”
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“11 out of the 14 other people in my seminar are complete morons. FML”
“I can’t watch Gossip Girl’s 100th episode because my boyfriend...”
“Breaking up with your best friend and trying to let go and have him be...”
“I pulled an all-nighter before my first pset of the semester was due. I...”
“There is a hot girl in one of my physics classes for the first time ever. I...”
“Slipped and fell down the Widener steps in front of a large group of tourists....”
“The MCB54 pset has literally nothing to do with any of the lectures. What is the...”
“Last night I got to meet Jason Segel drinking alone at Grendel’s. FHL for...”
“I’m a grad student attending on a full ride. Everybody thinks I’m...”
“Wah, I’m complaining. FML”
“The most exciting part of my day was learning that HUDS will now include fresh...”
“I read US News college rankings to feel good about myself here at Harvard...”
“Hey starts every post with, “Type A much? Dude, chill out.” It...”
“To everyone sad about not getting jobs and internships: I keep getting rejected...”
“I didn’t get invited back to my dream sorority. FML”
January 2012
“I have like another 9 hours until I will be actually destroyed by classes, labs,...”
“Have failed to get a single interview for literally 50 OCI positions. Worst of...”
“He kissed me at a party. He ignores me on the street. FML”
“I am concentrating in history and will graduate without a job. FML”
“I hesitantly put my vibrator in my backpack because I’m going home for a...”
“Post-graduation life sucks. I miss Lowell and homework and downtime. Note to...”
“Professor called me a dick in lecture today. FML”
“I’ve recently realized that there’s a difference between lack of...”
“Brandon Marshall came to talk to our school 3 months ago and now he’s the...”