Jan31
I was lying in bed with my boyfriend. His ex-girlfriend called. He picked up. FML
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Jan31
I was at a party tonight and happened to see the girl my friend was talking to stuff her lip with dip. Thinking this was an odd thing to do at a party, I gave her a concerned glance. She looked offended and said “Don’t stare.” I realized 5 minutes later that she was adjusting her prosthetic teeth. I feel like an asshole. FML
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Jan31
Harvard guys with rampant yellow fever. FML
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Jan30
The Shiba Inu Puppy Cam in the procrastination station is eating my life. FML
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Jan30
Freshman Snowball coat check. FML
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Jan30
I overheard Harvard reps debating on whether or not to shut down the freshman formal because so many people have been taken to UHS. FOL
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Jan29
Tonight is the Jersey Shore themed party. Showed my roommates the “crazy trashy” dress I was planning on wearing. They told me it looks like something that I’d normally wear out. FML
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Jan29
-20 Celsius 850 millibar temps + 20 mph NW flow at the surface = FML
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Jan29
The only easily accessible bathroom in the Science Center is closed for cleaning. I’m stuck in class until 11. FML
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Jan29
A world-famous scholar cited my work, and yet I still can’t find a job. FML
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