May5
“ With each new rejection letter I get from student organizations, I am a little more convinced of of my own worthlessness. If my peers find me unfit to join their student organizations, how will I find a job next year? FML
Apr24
“ How do I make new friends? I’m at the end of my junior year and realize my friends are fake friends/never there for me/I can do better, but I feel like everyone has already established their own groups. FML
Apr24
“ My gf loves habanero tabasco. It was still on her lips when she blew me. FML
Apr22
“ The saddest part about graduating for me is losing free HBOGo. Too cheap for cable. FML
Apr22
“ Chem 27 makes me feel like a cargo cultist. I follow the steps they showed me as precisely as I can, but I don’t understand how they’re supposed to work and I never get the result I want. FML.
Apr16
“ Is dropping school for a semester because of unrequited love the stupidest thing in the world? I love him so much. He doesn’t love me at all. FML.
Apr16
“ Last semester I stopped taking my ADD meds and got the best grades I’ve had at Harvard. This semester I continued not taking them, am doing terribly overall, and nearly failed a class by forgetting we had labs. Haven’t been able to set up a UHS appointment to restart them. FML.
Apr16
“ I spend more time in my house library than the kid who works here that got PBK. FML.
Apr9
“ Didn’t get invited to a dinner party at Larry Summers’ house. FML
Apr9
“ Had a drunk homosexual encounter with a close friend. Loved it and now totally confused. FML
Apr9
“ I made a total drunken ass of myself at a party. Too embarrassed to face classmates now. FML
Apr9
“ My tax return is being held up for a “thorough review.” I was expecting to get money back from a summer internship. I am now broke. FML
Apr5
“ My boyfriend won’t have lunch with me in the dining hall, and I’ve never even met his roommates, thanks to a suite with two entry doors. We’ve been “officially together” for 3 months. Time to stop wasting me time? FML
Apr3
“ Hammonds knowingly violated university policy and hid it from everyone for months, and all she needs to do to get away with it now is apologize at a faculty meeting. Students get ad boarded when they break the rules, what about her? FOL
Apr1
“ It’s almost time for Visitas for the class of 2017. Looking back at myself during my Visitas, I remember a happy, strong, and avid learner. Now, I don’t even care. FML.
