Jan31
“ I was lying in bed with my boyfriend. His ex-girlfriend called. He picked up. FML
Jan31
“ I was at a party tonight and happened to see the girl my friend was talking to stuff her lip with dip. Thinking this was an odd thing to do at a party, I gave her a concerned glance. She looked offended and said “Don’t stare.” I realized 5 minutes later that she was adjusting her prosthetic teeth. I feel like an asshole. FML
Jan31
“ Harvard guys with rampant yellow fever. FML
Jan30
“ The Shiba Inu Puppy Cam in the procrastination station is eating my life. FML
Jan30
“ Freshman Snowball coat check. FML
Jan30
“ I overheard Harvard reps debating on whether or not to shut down the freshman formal because so many people have been taken to UHS. FOL
Jan29
“ Tonight is the Jersey Shore themed party. Showed my roommates the “crazy trashy” dress I was planning on wearing. They told me it looks like something that I’d normally wear out. FML
Jan29
“ -20 Celsius 850 millibar temps + 20 mph NW flow at the surface = FML
Jan29
“ The only easily accessible bathroom in the Science Center is closed for cleaning. I’m stuck in class until 11. FML
Jan29
“ A world-famous scholar cited my work, and yet I still can’t find a job. FML
