Jan27
“ I’ve been so stressed this year that I haven’t had my period in 6 months. MLIG?
Jan27
“ It’s been five days and I already hate my roommate. Over winter break, I forgot that she sucks. FML
Jan26
“ Harvard FML posted my submission, but edited out my comedic fear that I will go from Harvard TF to visiting faculty member at Irkutsk State University. This fear is as real as water, wine, or olive oil. FHarvardFML
Jan26
“ Petra Kvitova is playing Maria Sharapova in the finals of the Aussie Open. It’s being shown live on ESPN, but my security settings won’t allow me to see it. FHarvardInternet
Jan26
“ This $55k/year is NOT WORTH IT. I would have done better to invest the $220k and retire after high school. FML
Jan26
“ I scheduled a meeting for 9 a.m. tomorrow morning. FML
Jan26
“ To the ladies of Harvard: Please stop with the toothy blow jobs. You have no idea how much it hurts the next day. I have to resort to HarvardFML to say this because I don’t want to hurt your feelings in person. FML
Jan26
“ Still have no fucking idea how to crack a case. Interview next week. Here’s to a career in toilet cleaning. FML
Jan25
“ Humanities major who recently became pre-med. Took 3 pre-med lab classes last semester, got A’s. Want to do lab or clinical research now. But no one seems to want hire me. WTF and FML
Jan25
“ My roommates drink all of my alcohol and never pay me back. FML
Jan25
“ I thought everything was getting better while I was on winter break. Now I’ve been back for just a week and a half, and my eating disorder is already coming back full force. I feel out of control, and I’m scared to admit that to anyone. FML
Jan24
“ My brain is already tired of reading. My body is already tired of not sleeping. My mind is already tired of making decisions. And shopping period isn’t even over! FML
Jan23
“ Got kicked out of my House because I’m transferring. Notified the day of required move-out, while I was in China. FML
Jan23
“ Up at 3:30 a.m. Have class at 9 a.m. Still have a few hours to go before I can get any semblance of sleep. FML
