Harvard FML

“ I’m a grad student attending on a full ride. Everybody thinks I’m happy but I can’t stop crying and I’ve started hurting myself. The fact I’m writing this on the undergrad FML page just seems to cement the pathetic nature of my life right now. This isn’t a joke; I don’t know who to talk to or what to do. Please help me. FML

“ Wah, I’m complaining. FML

“ The most exciting part of my day was learning that HUDS will now include fresh baked cookies in their bag lunches instead of pre-packaged ones. OLAG

“ I read US News college rankings to feel good about myself here at Harvard because I can’t find a job despite my performance and my school. FMLIA

“ Hey starts every post with, “Type A much? Dude, chill out.” It pisses me off every time. FML

“ To everyone sad about not getting jobs and internships: I keep getting rejected from volunteer positions. Think about that: volunteer positions. They don’t even pay you. FML

“ I didn’t get invited back to my dream sorority. FML

“ I have like another 9 hours until I will be actually destroyed by classes, labs, sections, hockey, and homework for the rest of the semester, and I cant spend it playing COD on my Wii because it won’t connect to Harvard’s crappy internet. FML

“ Have failed to get a single interview for literally 50 OCI positions. Worst of all, I have no idea why this is the case. FML

“ He kissed me at a party. He ignores me on the street. FML

“ I am concentrating in history and will graduate without a job. FML

“ I hesitantly put my vibrator in my backpack because I’m going home for a few days tonight. Then in class my crush rummaged through it looking for my TI-83. Of course he found something else entirely. FML

“ Post-graduation life sucks. I miss Lowell and homework and downtime. Note to current students: save yourselves from the drudgery and misery of corporate America. Go to grad school! FML

“ Professor called me a dick in lecture today. FML

“ I’ve recently realized that there’s a difference between lack of motivation and straight-up indifference. FMSeniorSpringGPA