Feb11
“ I can’t believe the “[Insert college name] Meme” Facebook fad has hit Harvard. FOL
Feb11
“ Harvard doesn’t let us download Photoshop. I REALLY need it for my thesis. WTF do we do with all those billions? FML
Feb10
“ I spend my days on Grindr and Craigslist telling my friends stories about online dating encounters to substitute for my non-existent dating life. The fact that Valentine’s Day is coming makes it worse. FML
Feb10
“ I am in love with a boy in the Harvard College Europe Program. He’s perfect, but in Europe, and is probably finding better girls. FML
Feb10
“ There’s a spider on my ceiling above my pillow. I’m terrified. I’m also too terrified to kill it. My boyfriend tortures me by picking them up and then chasing me around with “spider hands” — but he’s out right now, so I’m just staring at this spider hoping it’ll spontaneously die. And not fall on my face. FML
Feb10
“ I want to go running, but I can’t bring myself to shave my legs and I’m too lazy to wash my long pants. FML
Feb10
“ Asked out a guy, got rejected, moved on, preparing for the next one. Bringing dating back to Harvard. MBackboneIG
Feb10
“ Continuing my 9-year tradition of sending myself a rose anonymously. FML
Feb9
“ If I read “We have received an unprecedentedly large number of applications this semester for a limited number of spots” one more time, I’m going to go insane. FML
Feb9
“ Spent 9 hours trying to code in MATLAB. This is supposed to be an easy introductory class. FML
Feb8
“ Now that Bob Slate’s is gone, there’s nowhere in Harvard Square to buy staff paper. FOL
Feb8
“ Can’t get any work done because I am distracted by planning Valentine’s Day gifts and surprises for my boyfriend. Procrastinationland, FML. Boyfriend makes me happy, MLIG
Feb8
“ As my thesis deadline approaches, I am reflecting on what I could have done for the past 2.5 years if I hadn’t been in lab, where I have accomplished nothing and learned little. FML
Feb8
“ My hands are too small to securely grasp the large-size cups at Au Bon Pain. FMLesbianL
Feb8
“ I came out to my parents accidentally when I sent an email to them by mistake in which I described my ongoing struggle with my sexuality. I hadn’t planned to tell them. FML
