“ I’m a Harvard grad with a negative bank account balance, getting by on food stamps (only on months that the state decides to give them to me). I work too hard to be this poor. FML
“ I’m type A but I’m like a chill type A. FML?
“ I’m a HC alum with attention deficit disorder. Absolutely need to submit a paper soon so I can get another academic position. But there’s so much to do, and I can’t even begin to start breaking it down. Nothing has changed since I barely scraped by in college. FMUndisciplinedL
“ When the Harvard average is an A and you are nowhere near that GPA. And you want to go to grad school. FML
“ Shouldn’t have eaten that chickwich. FML
“ Sitting in my boxers, drinking wine out of the bottle, surfing reddit…. instead of doing the incredible amount of work that is due this week. Hello rock bottom. FML
“ Think I’m taking ‘Lazy Sunday’ a little too literally at the expense of a paper due in an hour. FML
“ I thought I’d fall in love in college. Instead I found a hookup culture, and the perfect boy whose only flaw was fear of commitment. Guess I’m giving up on relationships after all. FML
“ I told her I loved her… she said ‘I know.’ FM(pathetic teen movie)L
“ FML was down. …But now it’s back! MLIG!
“ Roommate is playing ‘Wrecking Ball’ on repeat. FML.
“ At college, I have drank twice. Both times I have been caught, so naturally I won’t be drinking ever again. But now I hear it is going to be on my permanent record. Byebye medical school. I was too stupid a freshman to realize what I was doing… FML
“ Sophomore Econs concentration, current GPA 3.17 FML BIG TIMES I think I’m going to throw up, As my freshman GPA is 3.35
“ I’ve always thought of my blockmates as the most thoughtful people I’ve known. Just realizing, they literally give zero fucks about me. FML.